Towns of Ham
| Town Name | Population | Location |
|---|---|---|
| A Tower of Tons of Ham | 12,215 | -56 | -836 |
| Bison Burger-M1- | 22,110 | 257 | -929 |
| Canned Meat-K1- (capital city) | 21,155 | 122 | -845 |
| Kumo's Left Feet-R1- | 26,158 | -60 | -849 |
| Meat Axe-R1 | 25,475 | 271 | -931 |
| Meatbag-R2 | 20,441 | 286 | -754 |
| Meatballs-K1 | 19,217 | 291 | -756 |
| Meat'ing place-R2 | 20,019 | 148 | -823 |
| Pork Belly Burnt Ends-M1 | 19,027 | -49 | -852 |