Towns of Unseated Ant
| Town Name | Population | Location |
|---|---|---|
| Anthill (capital city) | 19,502 | -172 | -510 |
| Cheap Sunglasses | 17,759 | 787 | -1661 |
| Gimme All Your Lovin' | 15,048 | -123 | -2611 |
| I'm Bad I'm Nationwide | 21,164 | 965 | -1575 |
| La Grange | 28,262 | -125 | -510 |
| Legs | 7,765 | 875 | 100 |
| Pearl Necklace | 20,016 | 979 | -1518 |
| Tube Snake Boogie | 22,528 | -173 | -513 |
| Waitin for the Bus | 14,970 | 981 | -938 |