Honey Monsters [H M]

Founded By:

Reaper (Abandoned)

Founded On:

04AUG15 21:00

 

 

 About Us 

In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by an Illyriad court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Illyriad underground. Today, still wanted by the Establishment they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can not hire The Honey Monsters.

Land Claim

We hereby formerly claim the territory and all of its contents known as the Newb Ring.

Any challenges to this claim will be vigorously and with extreme malice not contested.

Recruitment

If you wish to be considered for membership please ask for an invite, however anyone asking for an invite to this alliance is clearly not the type of player we want and will not be considered, however if you do not ask for an invite you will of course be considered.

Our Members

If anyone shows aggression or attacks our members we will not falter in their defense, we will defend them with fortitude and 100% dedication and focus on the mat t e r........oh look! a kitten aawwwww!........

Alliance Rules and Ethos

2. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

3. Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

6. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

7. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

8. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.

9. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

10. A balanced diet is a pie in each hand.

11. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

12. Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

13. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

14. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

15. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

16. There is a very fine line between ‘online gaming’ and ‘mental illness.’

17. Never lick a steak knife.

18. There is always a light at the end of the tunnel. (usually a bloody big train coming the other way)

19. Today is the oldest you've ever been, the youngest you'll ever be, so enjoy it while it lasts.

At this point you may be asking what about rule 1.

one rule to rule them all, one rule to find them

one rule to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

Rule 1. there are no rules.

Questions

If you require any assistance or gifts of any kind please click here

If you have any other questions or require further assistance please feel free to go away and bother someone else.

The opinions above are solely those of a 13 year old hacker who has broken into my account, and not those of my Alliance or any other organization.