Reaper (Abandoned)

NOTICE:  I claim exclusive settlement rights to 10 sq radius around my cities, don't try to settle there without getting my permission first, otherwise your city may be removed without further notice or discussion. Further,  do not place armies or harvestors within 5 squares (3 within the newbie ring) of any of my cities without permission. They may be removed without warning, and whether they return to you is at my option.  Harvesting is negotiable provided you mail me first.

http://arcanum-illyria.com/wiki/Building_Charts

http://www.puzzleslogic.com/illy/crafting.html

http://illyriad.varda.nl/battle/

08 Sep 21:15]<Reaper> Jeez I've got a bad case of lag

[08 Sep 21:16]<Bresslyn> stop eating all those F & C

[08 Sep 21:16]<Badger> plumbers are always lagging

[08 Sep 21:17]<Badger> pipes tanks etc

[08 Sep 21:17]*Reaper facepalms

[08 Sep 21:29]<Bresslyn> these elementals are totally unpredictable

[08 Sep 21:29]<Bresslyn> I killed 8 and got no salts at all

[08 Sep 21:30]<Bresslyn> just killed 13 and they dropped 16

[08 Sep 21:30]<Badger> i never try to predict them, just take it with a pinch of salt

[08 Sep 21:32]<Bresslyn> how long have you been holding on to that one?

[08 Sep 21:32]<Badger> just popped in

[08 Sep 21:32]<Bresslyn> pfffttt

[08 Sep 21:34]<Badger> if peeps dont like my jokes sod ium

[08 Sep 21:36]*Reaper Groans

[08 Sep 21:36]<Bresslyn> more lag problems?

[08 Sep 21:36]<Reaper> Sod ium

[08 Sep 21:37]*Reaper shakes his head

[08 Sep 21:37]<Bresslyn> now see, I was ignoring that. We really shouldn't encourage him

[08 Sep 21:37]<Bresslyn> his puns are atrocious

[08 Sep 21:37]<Reaper> I feel like I've been a salted

[08 Sep 21:37]<Bresslyn> et tu?

[08 Sep 21:37]<Reaper> If you can't beat em join em

[08 Sep 21:38]<Badger> i am a seasoned punner

[08 Sep 21:38]<Reaper> subtle

[08 Sep 21:39]<Bresslyn> all I can do is shake my head

[08 Sep 21:39]<Badger> salt shaker

[08 Sep 21:40]<Badger> i must condement you on your shaking

[08 Sep 21:41]<Bresslyn> *runs shrieking from the room*

[08 Sep 21:41]<Badger> cant cut the mustard

[08 Sep 21:42]<Bresslyn> oh it's ongoing

[08 Sep 21:43]<Reaper> You'll have to ketchup

[08 Sep 21:43]<Badger> oohhh saucy minx

[08 Sep 21:43]<Bresslyn> ya know, one of you is bad enough

[08 Sep 21:43]<Reaper> Ac is always peppered with puns

[08 Sep 21:43]<Bresslyn> but together ...

[08 Sep 21:44]<Badger> hope it dont get too pepper corny

[08 Sep 21:45]<Reaper> I think Bress is feeling like she been through the grinder

[08 Sep 21:45]<Bresslyn> Bress is ignoring the puns

[08 Sep 21:46]<Badger> glad she got a good ground ing

[08 Sep 21:47]<Bresslyn> is it as flippin' hot where you are, Cosmos, as it is here?

[08 Sep 21:47]<Badger> it's not all black and white

[08 Sep 21:47]<Bresslyn> hottest September I can remember in a long time

[08 Sep 21:47]<Reaper> pfft

[08 Sep 21:47]<Bresslyn> 93 here

[08 Sep 21:47]<Badger> it's chilli here lol

[08 Sep 21:47]<Bresslyn> hot tamales?

[08 Sep 21:48]<Bresslyn> omg, now I'm doing it