Towns of Grumpy Drunk
| Town Name | Population | Location |
|---|---|---|
| Coach and Horses | 24,232 | 768 | -2582 |
| Grumpys Inn (capital city) | 27,004 | 595 | -2163 |
| Priory Inn | 8,106 | 896 | -2771 |
| Royal Oak | 26,457 | 256 | -2607 |
| The Black Arrow | 26,494 | 284 | -2582 |
| The Green Dragon | 28,867 | 278 | -2636 |
| The Grey Horse | 27,639 | 632 | -2209 |
| The Iron Duke | 28,049 | 643 | -2372 |
| The Red Lion | 26,294 | 600 | -2175 |
| The White Bear | 25,523 | 348 | -3252 |