Towns of Dwarfsas
| Town Name | Population | Location |
|---|---|---|
| 1.- Wat Wud KimboSlice Do (capital city) | 13,954 | -800 | 932 |
| 1.2- Caddywampus | 832 | -658 | 879 |
| 2.1- One Night Stand | 14,609 | 171 | -826 |
| 2.2- Deuce Deuce | 8,377 | 189 | -911 |
| 2.3- Lemme Get a Newport | 3,012 | 279 | -999 |
| 2.4- Lets Get Abducted | 810 | 263 | -893 |
| 3.1- About That Life | 9,424 | 750 | -1764 |