Towns of Richard Nixon
| Town Name | Population | Location |
|---|---|---|
| Bebe's Buddy | 23,242 | 985 | 539 |
| Blank Tapes (capital city) | 24,469 | 254 | -3031 |
| Dean is a traitor | 22,986 | -101 | 40 |
| I am not a Crook | 21,796 | -117 | 72 |
| John Mitchell | 18,942 | -101 | 36 |
| Pardon me Ford | 7,426 | 987 | 603 |
| Quaker Warlord | 24,176 | 301 | -3058 |
| Rebozo's chump | 16,322 | 76 | -118 |
| White House Plumbers | 18,898 | -113 | 76 |