Towns of Richard Nixon
| Town Name | Population | Location |
|---|---|---|
| Bebe's Buddy | 19,434 | 985 | 539 |
| Blank Tapes | 2,852 | 996 | 565 |
| Dean is a traitor | 20,602 | -101 | 40 |
| I am not a Crook (capital city) | 10,806 | -117 | 72 |
| Pardon me Ford | 8,239 | 987 | 603 |
| Quaker Warlord | 2,994 | 988 | 548 |
| White House Plumbers | 6,105 | -113 | 76 |