Towns of Lord Dog
| Town Name | Population | Location |
|---|---|---|
| Boom Stick | 29,782 | -523 | -483 |
| Bug | 27,559 | 164 | -595 |
| Great White North | 29,273 | 314 | 940 |
| Hoser | 590 | 784 | 533 |
| Humperdoo | 22,339 | 953 | -3267 |
| Moose Knuckle | 24,618 | 250 | -666 |
| On The Rocks | 27,816 | -669 | -538 |
| Outpost Sexy | 29,539 | 446 | -599 |
| Pointed Stick | 29,273 | -549 | -450 |
| Pompeii (capital city) | 30,766 | -636 | -417 |
| The Pound | 30,167 | -682 | -477 |
| Thunderlips | 14,941 | -889 | -354 |