Towns of UncleTed
| Town Name | Population | Location |
|---|---|---|
| Amboy | 24,193 | -473 | 423 |
| Broadside | 24,615 | -488 | 419 |
| Cat Scratch Fever | 24,324 | -451 | 416 |
| Dog Eat Dog | 24,519 | 424 | 624 |
| Fred Bear | 23,270 | 389 | 636 |
| Free For All | 24,935 | 470 | 638 |
| Gonzo | 25,238 | 473 | 659 |
| GWB | 24,770 | -30 | -584 |
| Motor City (capital city) | 25,465 | -4 | -608 |
| No No No | 14,584 | 30 | -583 |
| Paralyzed | 24,661 | 55 | -545 |
| Stranglehold | 24,612 | -143 | -71 |
| Wang Dang | 23,254 | -135 | -12 |
| Wango Tango | 24,265 | -178 | -45 |