Towns of UncleTed
| Town Name | Population | Location |
|---|---|---|
| Amboy | 26,503 | -473 | 423 |
| Broadside | 26,065 | -488 | 419 |
| Cat Scratch Fever | 24,797 | -451 | 416 |
| Dog Eat Dog | 25,687 | 424 | 624 |
| Fred Bear | 26,043 | 389 | 636 |
| Free For All | 26,862 | 470 | 638 |
| Gonzo | 26,302 | 473 | 659 |
| GWB | 26,426 | -30 | -584 |
| Motor City (capital city) | 27,449 | -4 | -608 |
| No No No | 10,368 | 30 | -583 |
| Paralyzed | 26,587 | 55 | -545 |
| Stranglehold | 26,437 | -143 | -71 |
| Wang Dang | 26,573 | -135 | -12 |
| Wango Tango | 23,810 | -178 | -45 |