Towns of Elvis da Pelvis
| Town Name | Population | Location |
|---|---|---|
| Black Foot | 29,200 | 680 | -2344 |
| Blue Cheese | 28,814 | 739 | -2538 |
| Brown Pants | 24,755 | -731 | -1556 |
| Green Teeth (capital city) | 28,257 | 731 | -2361 |
| Grey Wolf | 29,166 | 748 | -2404 |
| Orange Tan | 15,444 | -682 | -1449 |
| Pearl Necklace | 855 | 904 | -1515 |
| Pink Elephants | 30,001 | 719 | -2296 |
| Purple Panda | 29,162 | 471 | -1648 |
| Red Eye | 22,843 | 696 | -2351 |
| White Stripes | 28,816 | 743 | -2324 |
| Yellow Snow | 27,295 | 729 | -2337 |