Towns of Thistle Boar
| Town Name | Population | Location |
|---|---|---|
| Barrett's Privateers .r | 37,993 | -726 | 263 |
| Beer and Loathing .mbw | 13,767 | -905 | 432 |
| Bugger Off | 37,853 | -506 | 888 |
| Burnout .mbr | 28,786 | -587 | 546 |
| Chip | 37,694 | -702 | 975 |
| Clash of the Tartans | 37,898 | -961 | 752 |
| Droppin' Like Flies .r | 37,191 | -897 | 720 |
| Float Me Boat .mb | 15,880 | -987 | 487 |
| Fool's Road .mbr | 13,569 | -783 | 260 |
| Kings of Fife | 37,898 | -537 | 427 |
| Loch'd and Loaded .mdb | 26,821 | -813 | 592 |
| Mainland | 38,102 | -669 | 659 |
| Off the Leash | 37,898 | -780 | 162 |
| Oot 'n' Aboot | 37,490 | -929 | 958 |
| Pissed Tae Th' Gills | 37,300 | -941 | 612 |
| Pour Decisions .mwbr | 22,474 | -590 | 882 |
| Rats in a Burlap | 37,898 | -911 | 761 |
| Sawney Beane Clan .br | 28,142 | -815 | 895 |
| Scots Wha Ha'e | 37,993 | -550 | 408 |
| Shine Not Burn | 38,197 | -906 | 615 |
| Swansea Town | 38,700 | -983 | 565 |
| Ten Thousand Shots | 37,993 | -885 | 633 |
| The Catalpa .r | 37,993 | -705 | 269 |
| The Tempest | 38,197 | -941 | 624 |
| Two Devils Will Talk | 37,789 | -885 | 845 |
| Westwinds (capital city) | 37,395 | -924 | 848 |
| Ye Banks and Braes .mbwr | 14,078 | -789 | 278 |