Towns of Thistle Boar
| Town Name | Population | Location |
|---|---|---|
| Barrett's Privateers .br | 30,998 | -726 | 263 |
| Beer and Loathing | 21,661 | -905 | 432 |
| Bugger Off .br | 30,522 | -506 | 888 |
| Burnout .br | 26,732 | -587 | 546 |
| Chip | 30,100 | -702 | 975 |
| Clash of the Tartans | 32,107 | -961 | 752 |
| Droppin' Like Flies .r | 27,158 | -897 | 720 |
| Due West .b | 12,201 | -852 | 218 |
| Float Me Boat | 26,848 | -987 | 487 |
| Fool's Road .r | 23,196 | -783 | 260 |
| Kings of Fife .r | 30,615 | -537 | 427 |
| Loch'd and Loaded | 28,344 | -813 | 592 |
| Mainland | 30,898 | -669 | 659 |
| Off the Leash | 28,972 | -780 | 162 |
| Oot 'n' Aboot | 31,431 | -929 | 958 |
| Pissed Tae Th' Gills | 30,544 | -941 | 612 |
| Pour Decisions .br | 25,564 | -590 | 882 |
| Rats in a Burlap | 31,207 | -911 | 761 |
| Sawney Beane Clan .r | 26,744 | -815 | 895 |
| Scots Wha Ha'e .r | 29,442 | -550 | 408 |
| Shine Not Burn .b | 29,541 | -906 | 615 |
| Swansea Town .b | 30,374 | -983 | 565 |
| Ten Thousand Shots .b | 30,794 | -885 | 633 |
| The Catalpa .br | 29,245 | -705 | 269 |
| The Tempest .d | 8,668 | -572 | 476 |
| Two Devils Will Talk | 30,530 | -885 | 845 |
| Westwinds .b (capital city) | 29,682 | -924 | 848 |
| Ye Banks and Braes .r | 20,374 | -789 | 278 |