Towns of Thistle Boar
| Town Name | Population | Location |
|---|---|---|
| Barrett's Privateers .r | 31,929 | -726 | 263 |
| Beer and Loathing .b | 19,949 | -905 | 432 |
| Bugger Off .br | 30,802 | -506 | 888 |
| Burnout .r | 25,926 | -587 | 546 |
| Chip .b | 29,033 | -702 | 975 |
| Clash of the Tartans | 31,641 | -961 | 752 |
| Droppin' Like Flies .br | 26,096 | -897 | 720 |
| Due West .b | 7,347 | -852 | 218 |
| Float Me Boat .bparg | 24,486 | -987 | 487 |
| Fool's Road .br | 21,872 | -783 | 260 |
| Kings of Fife .r | 30,138 | -537 | 427 |
| Loch'd and Loaded | 28,344 | -813 | 592 |
| Mainland .db | 30,847 | -669 | 659 |
| Off the Leash | 28,972 | -780 | 162 |
| Oot 'n' Aboot | 31,431 | -929 | 958 |
| Pissed Tae Th' Gills | 30,544 | -941 | 612 |
| Pour Decisions .r | 26,471 | -590 | 882 |
| Rats in a Burlap | 31,207 | -911 | 761 |
| Sawney Beane Clan .br | 26,603 | -815 | 895 |
| Scots Wha Ha'e .r | 29,159 | -550 | 408 |
| Shine Not Burn | 30,938 | -906 | 615 |
| Swansea Town | 29,645 | -983 | 565 |
| Ten Thousand Shots .b | 31,639 | -885 | 633 |
| The Catalpa .dr | 30,616 | -705 | 269 |
| The Tempest .b | 31,139 | -941 | 624 |
| Two Devils Will Talk .b | 30,455 | -885 | 845 |
| Westwinds .b (capital city) | 28,322 | -924 | 848 |
| Ye Banks and Braes .br | 18,800 | -789 | 278 |