Towns of Thistle Boar
| Town Name | Population | Location |
|---|---|---|
| Barrett's Privateers .r | 32,609 | -726 | 263 |
| Beer and Loathing .mdbw | 18,162 | -905 | 432 |
| Bugger Off | 32,837 | -506 | 888 |
| Burnout .mdr | 28,169 | -587 | 546 |
| Chip | 32,054 | -702 | 975 |
| Clash of the Tartans | 32,312 | -961 | 752 |
| Droppin' Like Flies .dbr | 28,659 | -897 | 720 |
| Due West | 2,032 | -852 | 218 |
| Float Me Boat .mb | 23,202 | -987 | 487 |
| Fool's Road .mr | 19,749 | -783 | 260 |
| Kings of Fife | 31,675 | -537 | 427 |
| Loch'd and Loaded .mdb | 25,634 | -813 | 592 |
| Mainland | 30,979 | -669 | 659 |
| Off the Leash | 32,276 | -780 | 162 |
| Oot 'n' Aboot | 33,543 | -929 | 958 |
| Pissed Tae Th' Gills | 31,774 | -941 | 612 |
| Pour Decisions .mbr | 25,132 | -590 | 882 |
| Rats in a Burlap | 31,227 | -911 | 761 |
| Sawney Beane Clan .r | 25,164 | -815 | 895 |
| Scots Wha Ha'e | 31,320 | -550 | 408 |
| Shine Not Burn | 34,554 | -906 | 615 |
| Swansea Town | 33,496 | -983 | 565 |
| Ten Thousand Shots | 30,520 | -885 | 633 |
| The Catalpa .r | 32,690 | -705 | 269 |
| The Tempest | 34,545 | -941 | 624 |
| Two Devils Will Talk | 28,943 | -885 | 845 |
| Westwinds (capital city) | 32,163 | -924 | 848 |
| Ye Banks and Braes .mbr | 18,261 | -789 | 278 |