Towns of Thistle Boar
| Town Name | Population | Location |
|---|---|---|
| Barrett's Privateers .brT | 31,810 | -726 | 263 |
| Beer and Loathing .bw | 5,621 | -905 | 432 |
| Bugger Off | 37,853 | -506 | 888 |
| Burnout .bwr | 16,435 | -587 | 546 |
| Chip | 37,694 | -702 | 975 |
| Clash of the Tartans | 37,898 | -961 | 752 |
| Droppin' Like Flies .dbr | 31,432 | -897 | 720 |
| Float Me Boat .dbw | 7,895 | -987 | 487 |
| Fool's Road .bwr | 5,631 | -783 | 260 |
| Kings of Fife | 37,898 | -537 | 427 |
| Loch'd and Loaded .dbw | 13,615 | -813 | 592 |
| Mainland | 38,102 | -669 | 659 |
| Off the Leash | 37,893 | -780 | 162 |
| Oot 'n' Aboot | 35,694 | -929 | 958 |
| Pissed Tae Th' Gills | 37,300 | -941 | 612 |
| Pour Decisions .wbr | 8,376 | -590 | 882 |
| Rats in a Burlap | 37,898 | -911 | 761 |
| Sawney Beane Clan .r | 25,383 | -815 | 895 |
| Scots Wha Ha'e | 37,993 | -550 | 408 |
| Shine Not Burn | 38,197 | -906 | 615 |
| Swansea Town | 38,700 | -983 | 565 |
| Ten Thousand Shots | 36,197 | -885 | 633 |
| The Catalpa .dbr | 32,339 | -705 | 269 |
| The Tempest | 38,197 | -941 | 624 |
| Two Devils Will Talk | 37,789 | -885 | 845 |
| Westwinds (capital city) | 37,395 | -924 | 848 |
| Ye Banks and Braes .bwr | 7,502 | -789 | 278 |