Towns of Thistle Boar
| Town Name | Population | Location |
|---|---|---|
| Barrett's Privateers .b | 15,149 | -726 | 263 |
| Beer and Loathing | 37,204 | -345 | -2957 |
| Bugger Off .b | 36,602 | -506 | 888 |
| Chip | 36,701 | -702 | 975 |
| Clash of the Tartans .b | 37,204 | -961 | 752 |
| Droppin' Like Flies | 11,929 | -897 | 720 |
| Float Me Boat | 37,000 | -358 | -2942 |
| Fool's Road | 37,241 | -332 | -2941 |
| Kings of Fife .d | 35,511 | -537 | 427 |
| Loch'd and Loaded | 36,714 | -332 | -2972 |
| Mainland | 37,326 | -669 | 659 |
| Off the Leash .d | 23,608 | -780 | 162 |
| Oot 'n' Aboot | 34,751 | -929 | 958 |
| Pissed Tae Th' Gills | 36,307 | -941 | 612 |
| Pour Decisions | 36,905 | -325 | -2965 |
| Rats in a Burlap | 37,000 | -911 | 761 |
| Sawney Beane Clan | 3,474 | -815 | 895 |
| Scots Wha Ha'e | 36,030 | -550 | 408 |
| Shine Not Burn | 36,202 | -906 | 615 |
| Swansea Town | 37,981 | -983 | 565 |
| Ten Thousand Shots | 35,827 | -885 | 633 |
| The Tempest .b | 35,291 | -941 | 624 |
| Two Devils Will Talk | 35,324 | -885 | 845 |
| Westwinds (capital city) | 36,905 | -924 | 848 |
| Ye Banks and Braes | 37,204 | -356 | -2950 |