Towns of Thistle Boar
| Town Name | Population | Location |
|---|---|---|
| Barrett's Privateers .r | 28,808 | -726 | 263 |
| Beer and Loathing | 21,661 | -905 | 432 |
| Bugger Off .r | 28,486 | -506 | 888 |
| Burnout .r | 26,644 | -587 | 546 |
| Chip | 28,304 | -702 | 975 |
| Clash of the Tartans | 28,515 | -961 | 752 |
| Droppin' Like Flies .br | 23,857 | -897 | 720 |
| Due West .b | 14,043 | -852 | 218 |
| Float Me Boat .b | 25,451 | -987 | 487 |
| Fool's Road .br | 23,566 | -783 | 260 |
| Kings of Fife .br | 28,869 | -537 | 427 |
| Loch'd and Loaded | 26,552 | -813 | 592 |
| Mainland .b | 29,116 | -669 | 659 |
| Off the Leash .b | 27,139 | -780 | 162 |
| Oot 'n' Aboot | 29,302 | -929 | 958 |
| Pissed Tae Th' Gills | 28,748 | -941 | 612 |
| Pour Decisions .r | 26,310 | -590 | 882 |
| Rats in a Burlap .b | 28,473 | -911 | 761 |
| Sawney Beane Clan .r | 24,868 | -815 | 895 |
| Scots Wha Ha'e .b | 27,973 | -550 | 408 |
| Shine Not Burn | 29,142 | -906 | 615 |
| Swansea Town | 27,645 | -983 | 565 |
| Ten Thousand Shots | 28,599 | -885 | 633 |
| The Catalpa .br | 27,242 | -705 | 269 |
| The Tempest .db | 12,878 | -572 | 476 |
| Two Devils Will Talk .d | 29,719 | -885 | 845 |
| Westwinds (capital city) | 27,346 | -924 | 848 |
| Ye Banks and Braes .r | 21,736 | -789 | 278 |