Towns of Captain Kindly
| Town Name | Population | Location |
|---|---|---|
| Calamari Mata Hari (capital city) | 23,299 | 162 | -2069 |
| Coulson Lives! | 18,495 | 162 | -2019 |
| FitzSimmons | 13,696 | 175 | -2082 |
| Grant Ward's Redemption | 21,310 | 209 | -1794 |
| Hale Hydra | 18,766 | 343 | -2058 |
| Load of L. Ron Horsecrap | 16,706 | 152 | -1915 |
| ShotGun Axe | 17,246 | 224 | -1809 |
| SquidBillies | 20,359 | 352 | -2052 |
| The Cavalry | 14,818 | 151 | -1938 |
| Tremors | 20,487 | 191 | -1779 |