Towns of Captain Kindly
| Town Name | Population | Location |
|---|---|---|
| Calamari Mata Hari (capital city) | 19,396 | 162 | -2069 |
| Coulson Lives! | 21,694 | 162 | -2019 |
| Grant Ward's Redemption | 23,518 | 209 | -1794 |
| Hale Hydra | 22,183 | 343 | -2058 |
| Load of L. Ron Horsecrap | 15,708 | 152 | -1915 |
| ShotGun Axe | 17,613 | 224 | -1809 |
| SquidBillies | 20,442 | 352 | -2052 |
| The Cavalry | 19,592 | 151 | -1938 |
| Tremors | 20,006 | 191 | -1779 |