Towns of Captain Kindly
| Town Name | Population | Location |
|---|---|---|
| Calamari Mata Hari (capital city) | 27,965 | 162 | -2069 |
| Coulson Lives! | 24,985 | 162 | -2019 |
| FitzSimmons | 21,190 | 175 | -2082 |
| Grant Ward's Redemption | 27,615 | 209 | -1794 |
| Hale Hydra | 24,739 | 343 | -2058 |
| Load of L. Ron Horsecrap | 16,004 | 152 | -1915 |
| ShotGun Axe | 25,484 | 224 | -1809 |
| SquidBillies | 26,343 | 352 | -2052 |
| The Cavalry | 19,597 | 151 | -1938 |
| Tremors | 25,979 | 191 | -1779 |