Kmart

Orc Male

Not affiliated with an Alliance

Attention Shoppers

Welcome to Kmart, your one-stop destination for:

• Questionably sourced hides
• Slightly bloody animal parts
• Rocks we found outside
• Minerals of uncertain origin
• Bulk military surplus
• And whatever else the Orcs dragged home today

Our Mission

At Kmart, we believe premium materials should never come at premium prices. That's why we've eliminated unnecessary expenses such as:

Packaging.
Quality control.
Ethics.
And most forms of diplomacy.

Our highly trained procurement specialists scour the wilderness every day, locating valuable resources using our patented three-step process:

1. Find it.
2. Kill whatever is standing near it.
3. Put it in the cart.

The Kmart Guarantee

If you find a lower price somewhere else... tell us where they live.

We'll handle it.