Elfsas
*Posted - No trespassing*
Harvest within 5 squares of my towns (without asking permission) and I'll kill your gatherers.
Harvest within 10 you'll be bumped.
Lil Sister [Dwarfses- #/Player/Profile/434446
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PugGuy and Badger, my friends, rest in peace
"If that's true, if you don't know who I am, then maybe your best course would be to tread lightly."
~Dwarfranfais est mon chou~
| SIZE | MIN | MAX |
| Few | 1 | 4 |
| Handful | 5 | 8 |
| Several | 9 | 21 |
| Pack | 22 | 81 |
| Many | 82 | 128 |
| Gathering | 129 | 227 |
| Horde | 228 | 462 |
| Throng | 463 | 815 |
| Host | 816 | 2,500 |
| Legion | 2,501 | 9,999 |
| Myriad | 10,000 | 25,000 |
| Sea | 25,001 | 49,999 |
| Cornucopia | 50,000+ |
or more |
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Rare Herb Tile Locations
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| Ancient Forest: | Ironstem Root, Brascan Seeds [Jungle] Giant Palm Leaves |
| Wooded Glade: | Larken Wood, Brascan Seeds, Queen's Hair, Furizion Seedpods, Sharproot, Suntree Haft, Rockweed Root, Baleberries, Silverthorn, Lemonwood Bough |
| Blessed Oak: | Ancient Oak, Baleberries |
| Thick Forest: | Larken Wood, Vistrok Flowers, Baleberries, Furizion Seedpod, Suntree Haft, Sharproot |
| Dense Forest: | Larken Wood, Brascan Seeds, Suntree Haft, Vistrok Flowers, Furizion Seedpods, Sharproot, Brownback Moss, Baleberries, Silverthorn, Berbane leaves |
| Light Woods: | Larken Wood, Brascan Seeds, Brownback Moss, Vistrok Flowers, Sharproot, Queen's Hair, Pale Cedar Wood, Rockweed Root, Furizion Seedpods, Baleberries, Lemonwood Bough, Silverthorn |
| Wooded Land: | Larken Wood, Brascan Seeds, Brownback Moss, Vistrok Flowers, Sharproot, Suntree Haft, Queen's Hair, Furizion Seedpods |
| Forested Hilltop: | Larken Wood, Brascan Seeds, Suntree Haft, Furizion Seedpods, Silverthorn, Rockweed Root, Baleberries, Berbane Leaves |
| Swamp, Mire, March, Bog: | Toadcap Fungus |
| Abandoned Mineshaft: | Miner's Bane |
| Light Tropical Cover: | Queen's Hair, |Jungle| Giant Palm Leaves |
| Tropical Foliage: | Giant Palm Leaves |
| Tropical Hilltop: | Queen's Hair |
| Dense Foliage: | Giant Palm Leaves,* |
| Rainforest: | Giant Palm Leaves, Queen's Hair, Furizion Seedpods, Dyallom Gall, Punfruit |
| Crumbling Lighthouse, Fisherman's Hut: | Ancient Oak |
| Abundant Clay, Exposed Clay, Turned Clay, Plains: | Warpwood Shoot |
| Oasis: | Rahan Palm Wood, Spidertree Leaves |
| Weeping Willow: | Queen's Hair |
| Palm Trees: | Rahan Palm Wood, Giant Palm Leaves, Ebony Wood |
| Dark Forest: | Brascan Seeds |
| Forbidden: | Ancient Oak |
| Lichen, Icy Moss: | Snowbell |
| Petrified Forest: | Ysanberries |
| Rocky Mountain, Craggy Peak, Hamada: | Special |
| Consolidated By Elfses :) | |
[17:19]<GM Duran> o/ Elfses
[18:59]<Remy> didnt know that tbh
[21:24]<Eagle> Nice hit Elfses 
[20:00]<Beleg Cuthalion> Arrests the vampire [19:22]<Elfses> i'm 300 and look 21 because i bathe in the blood of virgins
[09:42]<Alienxes> it's import to learn the abc of Illy... always be making cows
[21:32]<House Fenring> Elfses with a certified ESP answer
[21:32]<Elfses> ayyye!!
[23:27]<Thorfinn> Naughty Elf
[11:45]<Whack> ts-ts-ts blood money, Elfses. Weapons of mass destruction
[15:11]*Fiona sees Elfses in a new light and is scared
[15:30]<Fiona> nice job lil one. You used the elites
[15:30]*Tucic starts a slow clap for Elfsas
[11:53]<Gilsus> Death to elves
[11:54]<Elfses> that's not what you said last night
[11:54]<Gilsus> Eew elves
[11:54]<Gilsus> XD
[10:32]<Gilsus> 1 [Herbalists] from 12 arrived at Elfses' [Ta2in] neutral Blessed Oak [-10|604] in Kal Tirikan but were quickly dispatched by Elfses' [Ta2in] army.
[10:32]<Gilsus> Bullyses
[10:32]<Elfses> Stay in your own laneses
[14:34]<Elfses> dyslexic zombies only eat brians
[14:36]<BillCipher> Thats such a dad joke lol
[14:37]<Sonorous> More of a dead zone
[14:37]<Sonorous> joke
[14:39]<Galbrek Greybeard> Lady Elfses is a legitimate comedian! Loved the dyslexic zombies!
[13:14]<Justic Badstone> if you pushes the elfses you got biteses ?
[13:14]*Elfses gnashes teeth
[13:14]<Willd Dwarff> Indeed.
[14:09]<BuhLikesNachos> Thanks Dwelfses
[14:09]<Elfses> Welcomeses
[14:09]<DarkQuest> haha
[14:12]<Fiona> Thanks guys! You are the bestestes
[14:12]<Fiona> or some eses
[14:12]<Elfses> LOLses
[12:51]<Elfses> also, i hate that the female elf "sad" face looks angry. stating that, again, lol
[12:52]<Sir Bradly> Even the devs know its hard to interpret a womans expressions
[18:09]<Artefore> Who let Stuk come back?
[18:17]<Elfses> me
[18:19]<Elfses> jk. i have no control over that 
[18:30]<MonkeyJtzu> Promotes Elfses to manager. You do now
[18:47]<Elfses> you forgot to add "eh"
[18:47]<Sir Bradly> thanks, eh
[18:47]<Elfses> see, i'm a good manager
[16:36]<BuhLikesNachos> I need harder ones
[16:36]<Elfses> that's what she said
[16:36]<Sir Bradly> lol
[16:36]<Sir Bradly> indeed
[16:36]<Elfses> BOOM
[16:36]<BuhLikesNachos> pffft lol
[16:36]<Elfses> lol sorry... i couldn't resist
[16:36]<BuhLikesNachos> I tend to stick my foot in it
[16:36]<Fiona> make me proud Elfses
[20:16]<Artefore> I disagree with Elfses disagreement
[21:26]<House Fenring> Please name this strait that bifurcates the city we now know as Istanbul
[21:26]<Ordo> Bosporus
[21:26]<Gilsus> Bosphorous strait
[21:26]<Elfses> dire straits?
[21:26]<KatyKat> bosphorus
[21:26]<Willd Lemon Grenade> lol
[21:26]<House Fenring> Congrats Ordo, bonus Gilsus
[21:26]<Artefore> Money for nothing
[21:26]<DragonnSonng> isn't that a chemical
[21:26]<Orcimedes> Glorious!
[21:27]<Freyja> dire straits for the most creative answer
[21:27]<Elfses> aww ty! lol
[21:27]<KatyKat> ... and your chicks for free
[21:27]<Ordo> Sweet surrender on the quayside You remember we used to run and hide In the shadow of the cargoes I take you one time And we're counting all the numbers down to the waterline
[21:27]<Elfses> (i want my MTV)
[21:27]<House Fenring> Don't drink the Bosphorus Trichloride
[21:28]<KatyKat> dang! another ear worm! trivia is dangerous
[21:28]<Freyja> yeah, now that song is stuck in my head
[21:28]<Elfses> me tooo
[21:28]<Elfses> i'm mad at myself lol
[21:28]<Artefore> I wonder if the Sultans of Swing ever ruled Istanbul
[21:28]<Freyja> lol
[21:28]<KatyKat> lol
[21:28]<Elfses> you are my people <3
[26 Jul 15:16]*Maegary bows to the "ses" Elf
[12:48]<Askeladd> Happy bday Elfses, you're only chill in my eyes today
[26 Jul 15:54]<MonkeyJtzu> So that 168 billion gold you promised me you had Elfses. When will that be arriving? I got to get extra guards out on the road and my pool where I am going to swim in it
[26 Jul 15:54]<Elfsas> sorry, my name is ElfsAs, i'm unsure what this ElfsEs person promised you
[26 Jul 15:55]<MonkeyJtzu> Wow like a certain Wolf change your name to get out of your debt
[26 Jul 15:56]<Elfsas> learned from the best
[26 Jul 15:59]<MonkeyJtzu> I do like this new Elfass (I 100% spelled that right) name of yours
[18:18]<Willd Dwarff> Sent*
[18:18]<Stukahh> thanks Willd
[18:18]<Willd Dwarff>
[18:18]<Stukahh> I owe ya!
[18:18]<Willd Dwarff> na
[18:18]<Willd Dwarff>
[18:18]*Elfsas takes note of Stuk's admission of debt
[18:18]<Willd Dwarff> LOL
[18:19]<Stukahh> Cute feet is always taking notes
[18:19]<Stukahh> looking to bury me one day with my own words
[18:19]<Willd Dwarff> XD hehehe
[18:19]<Stukahh> you should have been a lawyer iRL
[18:19]<Elfsas> my mom said that too
[18:19]<SassyFi> hope im there too see it
[18:20]<Elfsas> alas, i was but a poor elf
[18:20]<Elfsas> could not afford elf lawyer school
[00:22]<Elfsas> .... do i need to stab GC again? cause i will
[00:23]<La Bestia> ...puts on my super secret elven platemail. .
[00:23]<Elfsas> cause ya know, chat killing and junk
[00:23]<Ordo> Stab it while it yet lives, and be henceforth known as Elf asSassin
[00:24]<Elfsas> aiight bet
[00:24]*Elfsas stabs GC right in the lovehandle
[00:24]<Ordo> Elf Assassin be sassin
[19:56]<House Fenring> hey folks
[19:57]<House Fenring> welcome to trivia players, old, new, and returning
[19:58]<Freyja> I'm here, so might as well throw out a few guesses
[19:58]<House Fenring> and pre-guesses
[19:59]<Elfsas> i'm half-here. hey house!
[19:59]<eowan> fun fact- stonehenge is not a henge, despite being the origin for the term henge
[20:00]<Freyja> eo is still his annoying self, I see
[20:00]<House Fenring> waves to schrodinger's elf
[22:17]*Elfsas is just being sassy
[22:17]<GM Jejune> 
- Wartow
- Gilsus
- Those in Hogwarts
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