Isroll
Hello, I am a trader and the Director of the operations of the
Artisan's Syndicate.
Inspirational Media: https://youtu.be/ez6vyefLUvk?si=7mdCf6ddr1C0B148
" "Clay! Clay... I tell you, thrice Clay! Bury the newcomers in Clay!"
She falls silent and speaks nothing further, staring wildly into a clay-filled abyss that only she - and some other poor unfortunates - can see. "
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02 -608|-189
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07 -485|-736 then 669|794
08 652|-265 then -843|-310
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13 471|228 then -711|674
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15 761|-892 then -39|-973
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I once was in hiding for it was unknown to me how many enemies would resurface. Even my name was changed to Kaun Dovah so I could experience a time of peace. The only past enemies I had still around are now aware of my identity, so for the rest of
this profile I will write my story into a book. In hope that one day it will be immortalized in illy records.
I also finally came across my old profile.... maybe it will help get my story straight. Cringe warning: Cringe levels may warrant foaming at the mouth and paralysis. I was a child when I made this, before an abrupt evolution. Veiw at your own risk:
Isroll the Mortal
The Story of Isroll/Kaun Dovah:
I started out in the year of 2015, Illy felt much more alive than it did later on. New players were joining constantly. I found Illy through an app on a Kindle Fire app store, ever since that device was destroyed I've played on a chrome tab from my
phone. My expectations were limited as I'd never been in such a game. Joined a
nice alliance, got kicked out for being way too cocky. After that I learned a little more about speech, and one's appearance online and in Illy. One day however, an orc came to me,
Zraznarg, he told me of an alliance he was to make the next day. Come that day I was the 4th person to join. And that alliance was
[BOS], Brotherhood of Steel. We first took a land claim in Huronire, one of the best places for hunting a jungle biome. All was fun and casual... then one day... Zraznarg had told me that I
would be considered for the throne if he ever left. It was likely he didn't trust anyone else in the alliance at the time for whatever reason. I did wonder why he brought this up. Many players that were friends of his joined after that though. A player named
waste joined the alliance one week before Zraznarg left us. waste was bigger than me, at the time that was the only reason I could see he would be chosen the new leader(more likely it was his superior experience, and time knowing eachother.) For two weeks
I kept my mouth shut and tried to just live with it. "All that loyalty, for what?" Kept running through my simple head. Our once friendly alliance began clearing all players who were not part of them within the land claim. And yes their used to be a land claim
despite the edit on the [BOS] profile, they kept every other alliance out for a good time. Not sure how long that worked for them. Everyone loved the chance for war. However I did not understand the way the game worked yet, got too comfortable. I saw our path
of aggression as something that would never happen under Zraznarg's leadership, furthering my disloyalty. Some said we were following the original plan, perhaps that was true. I got emotional, feeling ignored completely(quite childishly so, I barely spoke
or was involved in the guild affairs anymore), so without saying much about why, I blew up the AC angrily and left the alliance(to this day I don't know what I said to fill the chat and yet not explain why I was doing it). I made my own alliance called
Great Ones. It was simply a quest to reach power and stand our ground. However it was mostly made of new players who I convinced to join me, so when war came they scattered. Waste persisted
that I move away from Huronire, even though I was 10 squares outside his claim. So I thought I might as well try and over throw them, I set up a land claim over theirs with Jejune. Basically stating whoever won the war won the land. But that was not a very
good plan as jejune could obviously see. With my limited knowledge, and small citys waste destroyed most everything, and wh!sper fought as well. My attacks must have been more impactful than I thought, as he let me know later we had a good fight. Even though
it was the armys of waste that got me in the end. Do to lack of internet, or caring, I was auto abandon. And so chapter 1 ended with shame and regret.
Chapter2: Despite my experiences the game's mechanics and politics pulled me back. I came back two more times afterward, both victim to auto abandon. My last attempt at Isroll I joined
[TRB], The Red Brotherhood. Then I returned as Kaun Dovah and joined again. The way
Zalbar recruited me was suspiciously similar. Told me of it, then made it the next day. This time I was also 4th to join, of course when I was Isroll still. Had a normal experience for a while,
Zalbar spoiled his members with an alliance prestige allowance. Started to become inspired to do trade for the first time, but never found anything useful I could do with my set up at the time. Had fun, learned a lot more about the game during this time.
Chapter 3: After some time in TRB we merged with another alliance and now we were
REEEE [VAST] Soon we gathered our members into one country, and made the best military system I have yet to see. VAST took on opponents of which most seemed outranking. Once almost starting
a war with [RoFC], in that calamity the RoFC general took notice to my identity as Isroll due to the old events that transpired with waste and BOS. A unusual realization led to us seeing that
we are old allies who ended up on the wrong sides of wars. The RoFC VAST war didn't happen however shortly after we were engaged in a war with
[RUM]. Despite it's looks somehow we were evenly matched, mainly due to RUM's focus on banter in the global chat. Due to Iron Crusade's
[IRON] old grudge against
[Tcol] at the time which had gotten involved at some point I don't remember, they joined in against us. We all fought with all we had for the most part. No winner was declared although I'm sure
I know what both sides we're thinking. Although they had a great size advantage it did not slow our main fighters from giving them a good fight. The leader of VAST at the time,
Twisted Fate, had some RL things to do so he had to disband REEEE ending the wars and setting the members free to their next adventure with a little more military training. An understanding
of military became useful later. When things changed, it truly felt like a new chapter of my time in Illy had begun.
Chapter 4: I had made my own alliance
[Kasai] I had big dreams for it but it's not a time for big dreams. New players are not rolling in like they used to in my prime... Illy's prime. So I heard from Twisted Fate once more and joined
[MoV] with him. I thought I'd follow him til I saw my opening, first thinking Illy would have a serge of popularity again, but it was rather my vision that needed to evolve, not wait. I believe
[MoV] merged with [Sun] putting me into
Strendur United [SUN] but it, like [MoV] ended up falling apart. In fact within days only me and Stern Parrot were left with no idea anyone was gone at first, which we discovered to be an amusing surprise. Conspiring with
Stern Parrot within the broken remnants of [SUN], we came up with the idea for the
Artisan's Syndicate [Artis]. A co-operative crafting and trading company now based on the study of illyriad's trade mechanisms and how they effect the way players trade, and how we can apply
what we learn in interesting ways other's have not approached.
Chapter 5: We founded the Artisan's Syndicate on 11 Nov 2020. We grew steady and slow for years, and it would seem that slow growth is proper growth for this kind of organization. I had finally spent the prestige to change my name back to Isroll,
I'd taken off the mask known as Kaun Dovah. The Syndicate had caused me to become interested in many aspects of the game I'd never have looked into. It seemed just as I grew more interested in the game, many others were losing interest. In this period of declining interest
many fought their boredom more directly by fighting eachother.
[Iron] fought
[RE] over some attacks on inactives, eventually [Iron] fought
[SMA] as well out of pure boredom. The battle between [Iron] and [SMA] took place during some changes to the game's mechanics and patches of unintended features that allowed for tricky techniques that can be used in battle. [Iron] happened to be using one
of them, and while they were using it it was patched. While this wasn't agasint the rules, the developer team did not know or did care that it was being used at the time since it was not intended as a feature. This led to a mass abandoning of most [Iron] members
who were displeased with this action since [SMA] was using other similar techniques but their methods were not patched, giving them a reason to think there was favoritism at play during the war. Not too long after another mass abandoning took place, due to
one of the head figures of
[TCol] getting banned. Many [TCol] members and others from other alliances that were friendly or otherwise allied abadnoned along with [TCol] leader at the time, Lola. Soon after all the
abandonings, the faction updates had begun to roll out. If only they had stayed just a little bit longer...
Chapter 6 being wrtten now, you're experiencing it. Teaser for chapter 6:
Sorry if you didn't want to be in this next section (no I'm not)
Things that linger in the void of echoes:
[16:46]<Eoqan The Elf> strength is ability to crush a tomato, dexterity is ability to dodge a tomato, constitution is ability to eat a rotten tomato
------moments later-------
[16:51]<Dorcish> Tackles sair
[16:51]<Sairane> WhY
[16:51]<Dorcish> Why not
[16:51]<Sairane> Because you just threw up twice ya nasty
[16:52]<Dorcish> Hugs
[16:52]<Sairane> EeeeeeWWWWWW
[16:52]<Dorcish> Its too late
[16:52]*Sairane screams
[16:53]*Kaun Dovah crushes and eats a rotten tomato*
[16:53]<Kaun Dovah> Stronk dexderinty
[16:53]*Sairane screams but louder
*2 AM*
[08:48]*Kaun Dovah awakens from his slumber*
[08:48]<Ordo> U-Oh
[08:48]*Kaun Dovah looks around with red burning eyes*
[08:48]*Kaun Dovah goes back to sleep*
[08:49]<Time> Good
[08:49]<Time> Now we must be quiet, lest we awaken the beast
" [04:55]<Nikon> i dont think peop;e put me on their profiles enough with my 'wisdom' "
[05:02]<Kaun Dovah> Can't get ride of the spelling error, as you clearly meant by misspelling 'people' that people are inheritly flawed, so you must forgive your own flaws
[05:03]<Kaun Dovah> You really thought this through Nikon, some sort of shaman you are
[05:03]<Kimmyeo> he's smart
[05:08]<Nikon> i think i know what you were thinking bout wat i was thinking but was it what i was thinking you were thinking that i was think
[05:10]<Kimmyeo> I think so tooking?
[05:37]<Pea> Thank you Ant for balancing claymageddon 
[05:39]<Pea> It's like a potter's wet dream over here
[13 Mar 06:10]<Stern Parrot> Scuttlers gonna scuttle, is my guess.
[19:17]<Ordo> I haven't found a counter move to [19:02]*Isroll triggers the C4 under the floorboards* so far
[04:23]*Kimmyeo streaks thru GC screaming "Optimus Primes killed Chat!!"
[04:25]*Feanaro rapells down the Lurker Tree to utter the ancient cry: "Chatkiller!!!"
[04:25]<Feanaro> Rappels, that is.
[04:26]*Lysander chants "Chat Murderer"
[04:26]<Humanoid> when was the last time chat was dead for more than 1 hour?
[04:27]<Feanaro> We mustn't speak of those dark days, Humanoid.
[04:27]<Feanaro> It was a Long Winter
[20:11]<Smoking GNU> behold, my field of f***s and contemplate on the fact that it is indeed barren
[01:42]<Bazoon> #/Trade/Orders/831/77 speed in 15 minutes, all res appreciated
[01:43]<Meadowlark> sorry, all two of my caravans are travelling
[01:44]<Bazoon> i will remember this
[13:11]<Isroll> My doppelganger was stronger than me, but didn't plant any C4 under the floorboards *shakes head and clicks detonator*
[13:11]*Turgon gets boosted up to the lurker tree by the explosion
[16:36]*Bazoon makes the floor brown
[16:37]<Isroll> *beat drop*
[16:37]<Ka K Ching> ????
[16:37]*Isroll steals the photo of him raving while zoon is doing the unspeakable in the background*
[16:38]*Ka K Ching has his trapcard activated
[16:38]*Ka K Ching makes Isroll fall on the brown floor
[16:38]*Ka K Ching grins
[16:39]*Isroll activates his trap card from the floor and detonates the C4 under the floorboards*
[16:39]<Karl Aegis> a whole card of C4
[16:39]*Ka K Ching walks away in a cool movielike fashion, looking super cool with Isroll under one arm
*Thanksgiving time of year*
[01:58]*Isroll lands on the counter directly over turkey, proceeds to grasp entire turkey and runs*
[01:58]*Kojak beats Isroll to death
[01:58]*Isroll resurrects*
[01:58]<Isroll> Worth it
[19:41]<Smoking GNU> the real hostage-taking and blackmail were the friends we made along the way
[01:12]<Toki> Selling 7 moonshatter chains 1.6m
[01:13]<lonewolf> for all 7 ?
[01:13]<Toki> each
[01:13]<Isroll> 7 gold each confirmed
[01:13]<lonewolf> lol
[01:14]<Alienxes> 7 gold and 1 toad fungus
[01:14]<lonewolf> 8 gold and a dead cow
[01:15]<Isroll> I bid a dead horse and the saddle still strapped to it
[01:16]<lonewolf> I cant beat that so im out
[21:56]<Thorfinn> What the hell
[21:44]<Emm> bye bye brat boy
[21:44]*Smoking GNU dies
[21:45]<Isroll> I've already contacted the IPD
[21:45]*Smoking GNU points out from the departed beyond that Emm had kept his mouth forcibly shut the entire time
[21:46]*Emm cries
[21:48]*Emm divorces my brother
[21:48]<Kimmyeo> you killed him!
[21:49]*Kimmyeo clocks into the POPO
[21:49]*Kimmyeo arrests Emm and take her to jail
[21:50]<Kimmyeo> charged with MURDER 
[22:01]<Emm> Puts Isroll and Kimmyeo in the cell and speeds away in Kimmyeo's cop car.
[05:31]*Eaddji licks finger, puts in skorgs ear
[05:31]<Skorg> harder 
[05:31]<Eaddji> 
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