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Tinkinator (Abandoned)

Dwarf Female
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Dwarf Female Character Portrait

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Brave Sir Robin

Bravely bold Sir Robin 
Rode forth from Camelot
He was not afraid to die, 
Oh brave Sir Robin
He was not at all afraid 
To be killed in nasty ways. 
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.

He was not in the least bit scared 
To be mashed into a pulp. 
Or to have his eyes gouged out, 
And his elbows broken. 
To have his kneecaps split 
And his body burned away, 
And his limbs all hacked and mangled 
Brave Sir Robin.

...

"That's, that's enough music for now lads, there's dirty work afoot." 
Brave Sir Robin ran away. 
("No!") 
Bravely ran away away. 
("I didn't!") 
When danger reared it's ugly head, 
He bravely turned his tail and fled. 
("I never!") 
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about 
And gallantly he chickened out. 
("You're lying!") 
Swiftly taking to his feet, 
He beat a very brave retreat. 
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!


 

Formerly known as Tink XX

 

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