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About Me
I am the God of the Undead.
To go against my king or my lord will forsake me and make me a ronin, a lordless warrior, I am loyal to my king and my lords
Treat those who are good with goodness, and also treat those who are not good with goodness. Thus goodness is attained. Be honest to those who are honest, and be also honest to those who are not honest. Thus honesty is attained. ~ Lao Tzu
The key to growth is the introduction of higher dimensions of consciousness into our awareness. ~ Lao Tzu
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. ~ Edgar Allan Poe
Captured cities count: 11
Razed City Count: 14
My self portrait
Only people allowed to spank me is Fiona, Half Pint, AJJ, Kaos Cowboy, Agalloch, InkyEcho, and always Princess Botchface
[20:38]<GM Stormcrow> @Lifeless - No. Though my wife is an identical twin.
[20:39]<GM Stormcrow> When I first met my wife's sister, I immortalised the line "I've seen you naked", which amused her not a moment.
[03:42]<Eresh> Flesk, until you have a vagina kindly stop speaking for everyone that does. Thanks 
[02:34]<Nikon> luna + Rikoo = married
[00:59]*GM Rikoo hangs up a sign that reads "Please say no to bullying, and yes to war".
[03:37]*Lifeless kills moka
[03:37]*Lifeless eats moka
[03:37]*Lifeless drinks moka coca
[03:37]<Lifeless> tehe
[03:37]<Belegar Ironhammer> dang lifeless lol
[18:02]<Lifeless> cleaning whats that!
[18:02]<Lifeless> never heard of this word
[18:02]<Ayame> it's what you do when you want to go to bed. and not want to tangle up with your toys.
[18:03]Lifeless looks at his castle and sees that it is covered in spider webs and dust
[18:03]<Solanar> you have to clean your toys off your bed before going to sleep Ayame?
[18:03]<Lifeless> 
[18:03]*AJJ doesn't want to know D:
[18:03]<Ayame> yes. Where else you wanna charge two phones and tablet since your table is all full.
[18:03]<Resi> brokendown tractor on your front lawn 
[18:04]<Gwendalynn> toys in bed Ayame? interesting 
[18:04]<Ayame> I'm getting a thought that it was not best choice of word...
18:27]*chibi_kitsune glares at lifeless
[18:27]*Fiona glares at Chibi
[18:27]<chibi_kitsune> you made out with chat again didnt you lifeless?
[18:27]<AJJ> It's never wise to glare at the Lifeless, chibi 
[18:28]<Lifeless> Listen to AJJ chib
Lifeless> If ya stare to long you get nightmares that get worse everytime
Lifeless> Happened to AJJ and had to give her a potion to help
[18:29]*AJJ still remembers the horror *eye twitch*
[05:49]<Kaos Cowboy> got a headache.
[05:49]*Lifeless gives kaos a potion to fix it
[05:49]*Kaos Cowboy downs potion...
[05:49]<Kaos Cowboy> I feel kinda... Juicy....
[05:50]*Lifeless gives kaos short shorts that say juicy on the back* that'll help!
[05:50]<viperone> hides from juicy people behind his neon pink siege blocks
[05:50]*Kaos Cowboy touches butt cheek
[05:51]<Kaos Cowboy> *sizzle sizzle pop*
[05:51]<Kaos Cowboy> 
[05:51]<Lifeless> lol
[05:51]<Kaos Cowboy> You know it'll bring out the juicy buns of steel.
[05:51]<Agalloch> was this the second serious conversation?
[05:51]<Lifeless> yes aga
[05:52]<Agalloch> 
[05:52]<Lifeless> kaos that'll be the secret weapon!
[05:52]<Kaos Cowboy> Buns of Steel! Used to be a workout movie lol
[05:52]<Agalloch> hehe
[05:52]<Lifeless> well we have cooler one now
[05:52]<Lifeless> Juicy Buns Of Steel!
[05:53]*Lifeless reads fine print* It worked for Kaos!
[05:53]<Agalloch> and dont forget the booty shorts
[05:53]<Kaos Cowboy> Produced by lifeless and starring Kaos Cowboy. Juicy Buns of Steel! *Puts on adult movie mustache*
[05:53]<Lifeless> lol
[05:53]<Kaos Cowboy> 1 2 dont stop@
[05:54]<Kaos Cowboy> 3 4, keep it up!
[05:54]<Agalloch> oh no you are that annoying richard dude arent you?
[05:54]*Lifeless sees the pizza guy show up* woah i know where this is going
[05:54]<Kaos Cowboy> Now stretch them legs... how low can you go Agalloch
[05:54]<Kaos Cowboy> ?
[05:54]*IKnights films this
[05:55]*Agalloch yanks the film out of the camera
[06:05]<Lifeless> This is why ya should join Paradox you get a package deal of me and Kaos
[06:05]<Lifeless> wait
[06:05]<IKnights> 
[06:05]<Lifeless> that sounds like a discount
[06:06]<Lifeless> i take that back!
[06:06]<IKnights> LOL
[06:06]<Lifeless> you cant get a package deal of me and kaos!
[23:14]<Lorcan> never been always picked my chicks from a bar. when they r drunk. lol
[23:14]<Lorcan> they don't care about size then
[14:54]<Lemac of Orbolram> I'm waiting for the made for TV movie..."Lifeless, the Unauthorized Necrogrpahy". It should be juicy!
[03:09]<Lemac of Orbolram> lifeless was disappointed when he first went to Five Guysand they served beef 
[03:09]<TGIF> Now there are only 4
[15:23]<Agalloch> size matters?
[15:23]<Agalloch> shoot I 'm screwed 
[17:23]<Lemac of Orbolram> lifeless if we say anti-human, people will think your female 
[19:13]<Smoking GNU> you have a prety animate face for a corpse there, lifeless
[00:55]<
Willd> Licks lifeless face
[16:07]<DePaul> You usually do Lifeless
[16:07]<Lifeless> lol
[16:07]<Lifeless> i do
[16:07]<Lifeless> i do
[16:07]<Fiona.> Lifeless is a naughty lil thing
[16:07]<Roo> do you?
[16:07]<DePaul> wait, are we married now?
[16:07]<Lifeless> hehe
[16:08]<WarBoy> lol
[16:08]*Lifeless loves everyone
[16:08]<Roo> holy cow ... I look away from GC for a sec and now DP and Lifeless are married?
[16:08]<Lifeless> Spread the love baby!
[16:08]<Lifeless> 
[16:08]<DePaul> Nope, I didn't say it - so we're good
[16:08]*Roo looks into her 'roo pocket for wedding gift
[16:08]<WarBoy> yes Roo 
[16:09]*DePaul looks in Roo's pocket as well
[16:09]<Roo> lol
[16:09]<Lifeless> ooo me and paul is married now?
[16:09]<WarBoy> dam DP hows it feel you got Wifey and hubby and a kid
[16:09]<Lifeless> 
[16:09]*Roo slaps DP's hand
[16:09]<DePaul> I don't look with my hands!
[16:09]*Lifeless gets his fancy wedding armour out
[16:09]<DePaul> I never said the words!
[16:09]*Lifeless gets the wedding dress for paul
[16:10]*Roo pulls out toad and wraps it up for DP and Lifeless
[16:10]<DePaul> is it a horny toad?
[16:10]<Roo> Absolutley! That's why it made me think of you 
[16:10]<Lulu> lol Roo 
[16:10]<DePaul> LOL
[16:10]<AJJ> lol
[16:10]<AJJ> Love it :))
[16:10]<Lifeless> lol
[00:43]<ZYPERN> hows u LL
[00:43]Lost A> LL is fine.
[00:43]<Lifeless>
[00:43]<Lost A> I speak for LL now.
[00:43]<Lifeless>
[00:43]<Lost A> Yes. LL can only do faces from now on.
[00:43]<Lifeless> 
[00:44]Lost A> LL is perplexed.
[19:55]<Comrade General> If a handsome human like Lifeless called me, I'd go in a heartbeat.
True Words From GC
20:15]<Liliana> Lifeless.... bringing death to GC since death 
[02:44]<Jane DarkMagic> everything sounds even smarter when morgan freeman says it
[03:27]<The Unkown> lifeless ate my soul once
[19:35]<Angrim> Lifeless seems difficult to threaten effectively. what has he to lose?
** News Flash: Belegar Ironhammer's [Dlord] Huge City of Karak Hirn is now under siege by Lifeless' [Aggro] legendary mind
[16:32]<PaganMistress> Lifeless = God of all the undead
[16:32]<PaganMistress> or dead
[18:29]<Helmsman> lol.. hard to be as awesome as Lifeless..
15:17]<Fiona> Lifeless is a sweet Angel
[15:17]<Agalloch> angel of death and destruction
[17:17]<Lemac of Orbolram> *turns down heater...Lifeless likes to feel cold and .....lifeless
[00:00]<Chandrian> People fear what they cannot understand and hate that which they cannot conquer
[15:48]<Gwendalynn> Lifeless you are always sexy
[16:51]<Boru> I believe "Lifeless" would only be concidered "hot" if one were into Necrophilia.
05:24]<Gwendalynn> because you are awesome Lifeless
[00:51]<Helmsman> when your as awesome as Lifeless.. no words are needed.. *nods*
[21:56]<twilights> and lifeless u should move ur accounts to vcrows, we need some cute guys in here
[02:26]<Cedarman> so now Lifeless u want to join us
02:27]<Fiona.> Lifeless is already in Hell
[00:51]<Lifeless> He-Man is the master defender, Drax just destroys stuff, Orgrim likes to burn and corrupt stuff, and I deal with undead and dead things.
[23:57]<Helmsman> Lifeless is an awesome son..
[01:45]<Helmsman> All I want is more Lifeless for Illy..]
[18:12]<snot> lifeless still one of my fav players
[17:10]<momiji> no matter the alliance, if lifeless is in it, i should watch it, since its likely to be troublesome
Now For The Useless Useful Part
NPC Encounter Group Sizes
| Size | Min | Max |
|---|---|---|
| A Few | 1 | 3 |
| A Handful | 4 | 8 |
| Several | 9 | 21 |
| A Pack | 22 | 81 |
| Many | 82 | 128 |
| A Gathering | 129 | 227 |
| A Horde | 228 | 462 |
| A Throng | 463 | 815 |
| A Host | 816 | 2,500 |
| A Legion | 2,501 | 9,999 |
| A Myriad | 10,000 | 24,999 |
| A Sea | 25,000 | 49,999 |
| A Cornucopia | 50,000+ |
Terrain Combat Multipliers
| ATTACKING %AGE MODIFIER | ||||
| Terrain Type | Cavalry | Spears | Infantry | Ranged |
| Buildings | -50 | 20 | 30 | 5 |
| Large Forest | -15 | 5 | 25 | -20 |
| Large Hill | -15 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
| Large Mountain | -30 | 0 | -15 | 15 |
| Plains | 30 | -15 | 0 | 0 |
| Small Forest | -10 | 10 | 30 | -10 |
| Small Hill | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Small Mountain | -20 | 0 | -10 | 10 |
| DEFENDING %AGE MODIFIER | ||||
| Terrain Type | Cavalry | Spears | Infantry | Ranged |
| Buildings | -45 | 25 | 30 | 15 |
| Large Forest | -15 | 5 | 25 | -20 |
| Large Hill | -10 | 10 | 0 | 15 |
| Large Mountain | -30 | 20 | 0 | 30 |
| Plains | 25 | -15 | 0 | 0 |
| Small Forest | -10 | 10 | 30 | -10 |
| Small Hill | 0 | 5 | 5 | 5 |
| Small Mountain | -15 | 15 | 0 | 15 |
Resource Management
| Food Plots | Wood Plots | Clay Plots | Iron Plots | Stone Plots | What To Build At This Location |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7 | 5 | 5 | 3 | 5 | cavalry, scout, spy, trade, geomancer, runemaster |
| 7 | 5 | 5 | 5 | 3 | cavalry, archers, spearmen, scout, thief |
| 7 | 5 | 3 | 5 | 5 | archers, infantry, assassin |
| 7 | 3 | 5 | 5 | 5 | spearmen, infantry, assassin, runemaster |
Population Requirements
| Town | Total Pop | Avg Pop per Town |
| 2 | 450 | 450 |
| 3 | 2,000 | 1,000 |
| 4 | 5,000 | 1,667 |
| 5 | 10,000 | 2,500 |
| 6 | 20,000 | 4,000 |
| 7 | 40,000 | 6,667 |
| 8 | 75,000 | 10,715 |
| 9 | 130,000 | 16,250 |
| 10 | 233,550 | 25,950 |
| 11 | 263,550 | 26,355 |
| 12 | 294,550 | 26,778 |
| 13 | 326,550 | 27,213 |
| 14 | 359,550 | 27,658 |
| 15 | 393,550 | 28,111 |
| 16 | 428,550 | 28,570 |
| 17 | 464,550 | 29,035 |
| 18 | 501,550 | 29,503 |
| 19 | 539,550 | 29,975 |
| 20 | 578,550 | 30,450 |
| 21 | 618,550 | 30,928 |
| 22 | 659,550 | 31,408 |
| 23 | 701,550 | 31,889 |
| 24 | 744,550 | 32,372 |
| 25 | 788,550 | 32,857 |
| 26 | 833,550 | 33,342 |
| 27 | 879,550 | 33,829 |
| 28 | 926,550 | 34,317 |
| 29 | 974,550 | 34,806 |
| 30 | 1,023,550 | 35,295 |
| 31 | 1,073,550 | 35,785 |
| 32 | 1,124,550 | 36,276 |
| 33 | 1,176,550 | 36,768 |
| 34 | 1,229,550 | 37,260 |
| 35 | 1,283,550 | 37,752 |
| 36 | 1,338,550 | 38,245 |
| 37 | 1,394,550 | 38,738 |
| 38 | 1,451,550 | 39,232 |
| 39 | 1,509,550 | 39,725 |
| 40 | 1,568,550 | 40,220 |
| 41 | 1,628,550 | 40,714 |
| 42 | 1,689,550 | 41,209 |
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Troop's cost, attack & defense Per Hour by Gul'Dan
|
Race |
Troop |
Cost p/h |
Base Time (production) |
Attck p/h |
Defense p/h |
|||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|
Spear |
Bow |
Sword |
Cav |
|||||
|
Human |
|
1 |
12.00 p/h |
84 |
132 |
48 |
132 |
156 |
|
|
2 |
8.00 p/h |
128 |
136 |
88 |
136 |
232 |
|
|
|
2 |
9.35 p/h |
205.7 |
121.55 |
93.5 |
140.5 |
130.9 |
|
|
|
3 |
8.00 p/h |
280 |
160 |
144 |
168 |
152 |
|
|
|
2 |
9.60 p/h |
153.6 |
201.6 |
211.2 |
192 |
124.8 |
|
|
|
3 |
6.00 p/h |
144 |
198 |
192 |
192 |
120 |
|
|
|
3 |
5.14 p/h |
190.18 |
77.1 |
82.24 |
102.8 |
107.94 |
|
|
|
4 |
4.50 p/h |
292.5 |
90 |
85.5 |
126 |
126 |
|
|
Elf |
|
1 |
11.61 p/h |
69.66 |
127.71 |
46.44 |
116.1 |
150.93 |
|
|
2 |
7.83 p/h |
117.45 |
117.45 |
78.3 |
117.45 |
234.9 |
|
|
|
2 |
9.11 p/h |
191.31 |
127.54 |
109.32 |
127.54 |
127.54 |
|
|
|
3 |
8.00 p/h |
264 |
152 |
152 |
160 |
160 |
|
|
|
2 |
9.60 p/h |
192 |
220.8 |
230.4 |
220.8 |
152.6 |
|
|
|
3 |
6.00 p/h |
192 |
216 |
216 |
204 |
150 |
|
|
|
3 |
5.14 p/h |
185.04 |
66.82 |
66.82 |
102.8 |
107.94 |
|
|
|
4 |
4.50 p/h |
265.5 |
85.5 |
81 |
121.5 |
126 |
|
|
Orc |
|
1 |
19.46 p/h |
175.14 |
233.52 |
116.76 |
233.52 |
225.98 |
|
|
2 |
8.09 p/h |
153.71 |
145.62 |
88.99 |
145.62 |
266.97 |
|
|
|
2 |
14.12 p/h |
310.64 |
197.68 |
156.2 |
211.8 |
197.68 |
|
|
|
3 |
8.57 p/h |
308.52 |
154.26 |
145.69 |
154.26 |
162.83 |
|
|
|
2 |
9.47 p/h |
160.99 |
179.93 |
198.87 |
189.4 |
113.64 |
|
|
|
3 |
6.00 p/h |
156 |
186 |
180 |
180 |
120 |
|
|
|
3 |
5.14 p/h |
174.76 |
71.96 |
71.96 |
102.8 |
123.36 |
|
|
|
4 |
4.50 p/h |
265.5 |
94.5 |
85.5 |
126 |
130.5 |
|
|
Dwarf |
|
1 |
10.59 p/h |
74.13 |
127.08 |
42.36 |
137.67 |
137.67 |
|
|
2 |
8.18 p/h |
130.88 |
139.06 |
106.34 |
130.88 |
237.22 |
|
|
|
2 |
9.23 p/h |
267.67 |
129.22 |
101.53 |
156.91 |
129.22 |
|
|
|
3 |
7.50 p/h |
337.5 |
150 |
135 |
157.5 |
127.5 |
|
|
|
2 |
9.23 p/h |
138.45 |
193.83 |
203.06 |
184.6 |
119.99 |
|
|
|
3 |
6.00 p/h |
156 |
192 |
186 |
180 |
126 |
|
|
|
3 |
5.14 p/h |
164.48 |
77.1 |
77.1 |
51.4 |
118.22 |
|
|
|
4 |
4.50 p/h |
256.5 |
94.5 |
90 |
117 |
130.5 |
|
Militiamen
Swordsmen
Archer
Charioteer
Protectors
Wardens
Sentinels
Swiftsteeds
Kobold Cohorts
Fangs
Clanguards
Wolfriders
Yeomen
Axmen
Slingers
Packsmen
Their black and white standard, which is called the baucent, goes before them into battle. They go into battle without making a noise. They are the first to desire engagement and more vigorous than the others. When the trumpet sounds for advance, they piously sing this psalm of David: "Not to us Lord, not to us but to your name give the glory." They couch their lances and charge into the enemy. As one body they ravage the ranks of the enemy, they never yield. They either destroy the foe completely or they die. In returning from battle they are the last to go behind the rest of the crowd looking after all the rest and protecting them. (Helen Nicholson, Knights Templar 1120-1312, 45)
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