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Iveta

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Elected High Priestess of Angrimism.

"Iveta is trouble." - Angrim

Precepts of Angrimism:

The Logic Directive - all arguments must be of sound logic.
The Polysyllabic Precept - all sentences require at least 1 word that others will need to google.
The Braided Beard Principle - all beards must be well groomed at all times.
The Full Beard Principle - beards must be open to chocolate-based donations.
The Beverage Criterion - infusions must not be confused with real tea.

The Logic Directive is level one. Once that is mastered we go to the next level and combine The Logic Directive with the Pollysylabic Precept.. and so on and so forth.

 

Ivy and Jane, sitting in CC. Doing what they should not be. Running around, looking for a fight. Causing chaos, each and every night!

'A Darmon gives by taking and cares by yelling'

[15 Jul 17:07]<Belthazor> Bah, have some faith in the Foot Guards. Have my men ever let you down?

[15 Jul 17:08]*Nokigon pauses
[15 Jul 17:09]<Belthazor> That business in Norweld doesn't... doesn't count
[15 Jul 17:09]<Belthazor> And neither does every single time we arrived late
[15 Jul 17:11]<Belthazor> Nor that other time when we came from the wrong side and ended up attacking our own allies
[15 Jul 17:11]<Belthazor> Apart from that, we are a pretty solid unit

[17:08]<Naykolus> I actually used herseys kisses to woo a woman once... I sprinkled them over her walkway and left a note on her door saying now that I kissed the ground you walk on...can I have a date?

[09 Apr 14:15]*Sa'Belle is an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a quilt

[26 Apr 23:34]*Angrim is struggling to picture himself as a 17 year old girl.

[06 Apr 14:33]*Belthazor enters GC in search of any desperate female
[06 Apr 14:36]<Iveta> I'm desperate for some painkillers, does that help?
[06 Apr 14:37]<Belthazor> I think it applies, yeah

30 Jan 17:50]<Angrim> "don't touch the baby" sounds like good advice to me.
[30 Jan 17:51]<Kenyl> XD
[30 Jan 17:51]<Angrim> if those actors are too cavalier with paradoxes, you'll find you never watched the series at all.

[30 Jan 11:46]<Angrim> i'm off. good timezone-appropriate interval to you all.

[20:45]<Angrim> i find that assuming all gc comments are sarcastic aids tremendously in the interpretation.

[14 Jul 16:53]*Angrim awards Mistery a black belt in igm.

<Belthazor> If he's not willing to put all his money at stake for a girl, he doesn't deserve her love

[03 Feb 16:12]<Belthazor> And he doesn't really deserve anything for being a major creepo, but that's not nearly as inspirational as my last quote

[26 Apr 22:19]<Belthazor> Is that Belle and Angrim?

[26 Apr 22:20]<Belthazor> 'Cause if so, I don't think it'll last. Angrim's wife is pure rationality and his mistress is Long Words

20:15]<System> * Tournament Medal Valor of the Ancients I awarded to: Iveta [eCrow] by Faction Council of Illyria in recognition of the capture of an Ancient Champion  at[919|463] in Laoshin

17:07]<

Angrim> the game is there to give you something to do when chat is slow, but many players think it's just the opposite. it takes years to work it out the right way.

21:26 Iveta knocks 3 times
21:26 Iveta - Belle xD
21:26 Iveta knocks 3 times again
21:26 Iveta - Belle
21:27 Iveta knocks another 3 times
21:27 Iveta - Belle xD
21:27 *** Belle quit

Whoops xD

Angrim - we treat worst those who are closest to us, because we take them for granted.

[09 Jan 19:57]<Psycho Romeo> Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night. Set fire to the man and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

[04 Aug 20:55]<Belthazor> But you'd have an American accent
[04 Aug 20:55]<Belthazor> You can do better than an American accent

Cultural differences make me laugh:

[28 May 16:00]<Mirail> pie is sweet. pie is pastry. Pie is strawberry, pie is with... um... sec, dictionary

[28 May 16:00]<Iveta> No, no. Pie is pastry yes but there are different kinds!
[28 May 16:00]<Mirail> poppy pie, or ... um... curd pie with sugar...
[28 May 16:01]<Iveta> yes but that is pie with sugar in the pastry
[28 May 16:01]<Iveta> take the sugar out of the pastry, it's not sweet
[28 May 16:01]<Iveta> then you can put beef in it!
[28 May 16:02]<Mirail> why would I put beef in pastry?
[28 May 16:02]<Banferra Illyeth III> Because it would be the best thing you ever did
[28 May 16:03]<Iveta> what Banf says xD
 
[20:38]<Angrim> if one counts sheep to sleep, will counting wolves keep one awake?
 

 

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