Towns of Dwarfsas
| Town Name | Population | Location |
|---|---|---|
| 1.- Wat Wud KimboSlice Do (capital city) | 13,256 | -800 | 932 |
| 1.2- Caddywampus | 479 | -658 | 879 |
| 2.1- One Night Stand | 13,390 | 171 | -826 |
| 2.2- Deuce Deuce | 8,242 | 189 | -911 |
| 2.3- Lemme Get a Newport | 2,984 | 279 | -999 |
| 2.4- Lets Get Abducted | 759 | 263 | -893 |
| 3.1- About That Life | 9,020 | 750 | -1764 |