Towns of Unseated Ant
| Town Name | Population | Location |
|---|---|---|
| Anthill (capital city) | 19,790 | -172 | -510 |
| Cheap Sunglasses | 17,768 | 787 | -1661 |
| Gimme All Your Lovin' | 15,986 | -123 | -2611 |
| I'm Bad I'm Nationwide | 22,341 | 965 | -1575 |
| La Grange | 28,262 | -125 | -510 |
| Legs | 13,271 | 875 | 100 |
| Pearl Necklace | 18,740 | 979 | -1518 |
| Tube Snake Boogie | 22,528 | -173 | -513 |
| Waitin for the Bus | 17,893 | 981 | -938 |