Towns of UncleTed
| Town Name | Population | Location |
|---|---|---|
| Amboy | 26,428 | -473 | 423 |
| Broadside | 25,289 | -488 | 419 |
| Cat Scratch Fever | 24,787 | -451 | 416 |
| Dog Eat Dog | 25,687 | 424 | 624 |
| Fred Bear | 25,441 | 389 | 636 |
| Free For All | 25,999 | 470 | 638 |
| Gonzo | 26,202 | 473 | 659 |
| GWB | 26,138 | -30 | -584 |
| Motor City (capital city) | 26,642 | -4 | -608 |
| No No No | 14,557 | 30 | -583 |
| Paralyzed | 26,095 | 55 | -545 |
| Stranglehold | 26,162 | -143 | -71 |
| Wang Dang | 26,573 | -135 | -12 |
| Wango Tango | 24,093 | -178 | -45 |