Towns of UncleTed
| Town Name | Population | Location |
|---|---|---|
| Amboy | 23,516 | -473 | 423 |
| Broadside | 24,631 | -488 | 419 |
| Cat Scratch Fever | 24,632 | -451 | 416 |
| Dog Eat Dog | 24,244 | 424 | 624 |
| Fred Bear | 23,497 | 389 | 636 |
| Free For All | 25,148 | 470 | 638 |
| Gonzo | 24,562 | 473 | 659 |
| GWB | 24,684 | -30 | -584 |
| Motor City (capital city) | 25,465 | -4 | -608 |
| No No No | 14,897 | 30 | -583 |
| Paralyzed | 24,661 | 55 | -545 |
| Stranglehold | 24,612 | -143 | -71 |
| Wang Dang | 24,053 | -135 | -12 |
| Wango Tango | 23,912 | -178 | -45 |