Towns of Twee Hairband
| Town Name | Population | Location |
|---|---|---|
| Dogpatch | 15,915 | -405 | -2974 |
| Excelsior | 242 | -790 | -2716 |
| Fruitvale | 11,163 | -771 | -2687 |
| Macho Grande (capital city) | 23,279 | -772 | -2707 |
| Skid Row | 15,294 | -472 | -3091 |
| Tenderloin | 15,666 | -378 | -2988 |
| Tilden | 8,793 | -591 | -1432 |