Towns of Thistle Boar
| Town Name | Population | Location |
|---|---|---|
| Barrett's Privateers .r | 31,183 | -726 | 263 |
| Beer and Loathing | 18,585 | -905 | 432 |
| Bugger Off .br | 29,390 | -506 | 888 |
| Burnout .r | 26,195 | -587 | 546 |
| Chip | 28,944 | -702 | 975 |
| Clash of the Tartans | 30,311 | -961 | 752 |
| Droppin' Like Flies .r | 26,931 | -897 | 720 |
| Due West | 4,458 | -852 | 218 |
| Float Me Boat .b | 23,305 | -987 | 487 |
| Fool's Road .mr | 19,865 | -783 | 260 |
| Kings of Fife .r | 31,183 | -537 | 427 |
| Loch'd and Loaded .b | 25,715 | -813 | 592 |
| Mainland .r | 28,825 | -669 | 659 |
| Off the Leash | 27,833 | -780 | 162 |
| Oot 'n' Aboot | 31,431 | -929 | 958 |
| Pissed Tae Th' Gills | 31,713 | -941 | 612 |
| Pour Decisions .dbr | 24,664 | -590 | 882 |
| Rats in a Burlap | 29,411 | -911 | 761 |
| Sawney Beane Clan .r | 25,424 | -815 | 895 |
| Scots Wha Ha'e .r | 29,895 | -550 | 408 |
| Shine Not Burn .b | 29,375 | -906 | 615 |
| Swansea Town | 29,437 | -983 | 565 |
| Ten Thousand Shots .b | 29,490 | -885 | 633 |
| The Catalpa .r | 30,615 | -705 | 269 |
| The Tempest .b | 29,544 | -941 | 624 |
| Two Devils Will Talk | 28,503 | -885 | 845 |
| Westwinds (capital city) | 29,267 | -924 | 848 |
| Ye Banks and Braes .brmkp | 18,380 | -789 | 278 |