Towns of Thistle Boar
| Town Name | Population | Location |
|---|---|---|
| Barrett's Privateers .bdr | 36,551 | -726 | 263 |
| Beer and Loathing .mdw | 14,923 | -905 | 432 |
| Bugger Off .bd | 37,686 | -506 | 888 |
| Burnout .mbr | 30,575 | -587 | 546 |
| Chip .bd | 36,263 | -702 | 975 |
| Clash of the Tartans .bd | 36,467 | -961 | 752 |
| Droppin' Like Flies .bdr | 35,749 | -897 | 720 |
| Float Me Boat .mb | 18,414 | -987 | 487 |
| Fool's Road .mbr | 16,272 | -783 | 260 |
| Kings of Fife .bd | 36,467 | -537 | 427 |
| Loch'd and Loaded .mdb | 27,530 | -813 | 592 |
| Mainland .bd | 36,671 | -669 | 659 |
| Off the Leash .bd | 36,467 | -780 | 162 |
| Oot 'n' Aboot | 37,490 | -929 | 958 |
| Pissed Tae Th' Gills .bd | 35,869 | -941 | 612 |
| Pour Decisions .mbr | 24,496 | -590 | 882 |
| Rats in a Burlap .bd | 36,467 | -911 | 761 |
| Sawney Beane Clan .br | 29,697 | -815 | 895 |
| Scots Wha Ha'e .bd | 36,562 | -550 | 408 |
| Shine Not Burn .bd | 36,766 | -906 | 615 |
| Swansea Town .bd | 37,269 | -983 | 565 |
| Ten Thousand Shots .bd | 36,562 | -885 | 633 |
| The Catalpa .bdr | 36,562 | -705 | 269 |
| The Tempest .bd | 36,748 | -941 | 624 |
| Two Devils Will Talk .bd | 36,358 | -885 | 845 |
| Westwinds .bd (capital city) | 35,964 | -924 | 848 |
| Ye Banks and Braes .mbwr | 15,505 | -789 | 278 |