Towns of Thistle Boar
| Town Name | Population | Location |
|---|---|---|
| Barrett's Privateers .r | 32,395 | -726 | 263 |
| Beer and Loathing .b | 20,260 | -905 | 432 |
| Bugger Off .r | 30,284 | -506 | 888 |
| Burnout .r | 26,392 | -587 | 546 |
| Chip | 29,634 | -702 | 975 |
| Clash of the Tartans | 32,107 | -961 | 752 |
| Droppin' Like Flies .r | 26,697 | -897 | 720 |
| Due West .b | 8,890 | -852 | 218 |
| Float Me Boat .b | 26,777 | -987 | 487 |
| Fool's Road .br | 21,882 | -783 | 260 |
| Kings of Fife .r | 30,611 | -537 | 427 |
| Loch'd and Loaded | 28,344 | -813 | 592 |
| Mainland | 30,898 | -669 | 659 |
| Off the Leash | 28,972 | -780 | 162 |
| Oot 'n' Aboot | 31,431 | -929 | 958 |
| Pissed Tae Th' Gills | 30,544 | -941 | 612 |
| Pour Decisions .r | 26,471 | -590 | 882 |
| Rats in a Burlap | 31,207 | -911 | 761 |
| Sawney Beane Clan .r | 26,744 | -815 | 895 |
| Scots Wha Ha'e .r | 29,625 | -550 | 408 |
| Shine Not Burn | 30,938 | -906 | 615 |
| Swansea Town | 29,645 | -983 | 565 |
| Ten Thousand Shots | 31,885 | -885 | 633 |
| The Catalpa .r | 28,832 | -705 | 269 |
| The Tempest | 31,929 | -941 | 624 |
| Two Devils Will Talk | 30,530 | -885 | 845 |
| Westwinds (capital city) | 28,923 | -924 | 848 |
| Ye Banks and Braes .r | 19,968 | -789 | 278 |