Towns of Captain Kindly
| Town Name | Population | Location |
|---|---|---|
| Calamari Mata Hari (capital city) | 20,000 | 162 | -2069 |
| Coulson Lives! | 17,488 | 162 | -2019 |
| Grant Ward's Redemption | 20,653 | 209 | -1794 |
| Hale Hydra | 19,625 | 343 | -2058 |
| Load of L. Ron Horsecrap | 12,040 | 152 | -1915 |
| ShotGun Axe | 15,277 | 224 | -1809 |
| SquidBillies | 16,229 | 352 | -2052 |
| The Cavalry | 16,962 | 151 | -1938 |
| Tremors | 15,720 | 191 | -1779 |