Towns of Captain Kindly
| Town Name | Population | Location |
|---|---|---|
| Amaranth | 6,471 | 778 | -839 |
| Calamari Mata Hari (capital city) | 27,310 | 162 | -2069 |
| Coulson Lives! | 27,768 | 162 | -2019 |
| Grant Ward's Redemption | 30,713 | 209 | -1794 |
| Hale Hydra | 21,734 | 343 | -2058 |
| Load of L. Ron Horsecrap | 24,641 | 152 | -1915 |
| ShotGun Axe | 22,589 | 224 | -1809 |
| SquidBillies | 24,386 | 352 | -2052 |
| The Cavalry | 25,479 | 151 | -1938 |
| Tremors | 23,961 | 191 | -1779 |