Towns of Captain Kindly (Abandoned)
| Town Name | Population | Location |
|---|---|---|
| Calamari Mata Hari (capital city) | 293 | 162 | -2069 |
| Coulson Lives! | 17,818 | 162 | -2019 |
| FitzSimmons | 19,194 | 175 | -2082 |
| Grant Ward's Redemption | 19,896 | 209 | -1794 |
| Hale Hydra | 24,763 | 343 | -2058 |
| Load of L. Ron Horsecrap | 16,016 | 152 | -1915 |
| SquidBillies | 18,146 | 352 | -2052 |
| The Cavalry | 19,607 | 151 | -1938 |