Gosgosgosu

Dwarf Male

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Ach! Who spilled me ale?! Whoever did is gonna get a great womping! Ye hear?!

Oh, wait. 'Twas me who spilled me ale! Boy ho, I am drunk like a spagard, an' I'm a dwarf, so tha's sayin' somethin'! I once drank a whole keg o' Stonebrew Ale. Nasty stuff. Then I still managed ta run across the city in the dead o' night with an angry mob chasin' me up the tail! 'Course, I would nay have had an angry mob chasin' me if I had nay drunken the keg. But tha's besides ta point!

Anyway... Ach, I know. The moral of the story is, fire makes an awful mess in ye house, even if it is made mostly out o' stone. So if your ever chased by an angry ol' mob bearin' pitchforks an' flaming torches DO NAY, I repeat, DO NAY try ta escape by leading them back ta ye house and locking the door! They get nasty ideas pretty quickly tha' way.

So, wha' was I sayin' before I so rudely interrupted meself...?

Ach, I forget. 'Nother round of ale on me for everyone!!!
*cheers*