IKEA
Elf Male
Not affiliated with an Alliance
IKEA
Elf. Pirate. Flat-pack war criminal.
Sailed into Elgea with a hex key, three missing screws, and no idea which side of the ship was the front.
Now proudly answering the call of YARR, where the instructions are vague, the treasure is probably cursed, and every alliance meeting comes with leftover parts.
Specialties include:
- Assembling furniture without reading directions
- Naming towns after suspiciously affordable shelving
- Looking majestic while being structurally unsound
- Asking "is this part important?" after the battle
Current status: Some Assembly Required
If found adrift, please return to the nearest Pirate Land with one tiny wrench and a plate of meatballs.