OPfouryearold
THE NOOB KOBOLD BLENDER TOURNAMENT!!!!
I am currently planning a PvP kill count noob tournament for sub 2.5k population players. The goal is to get this running within the next two months. A kill count tournament is when you get points for each unit you kill.
Where: probably my city Beef Noodle Soup but, so the distance isn't as much as a problem, other cities also may becoe designated targets.
When: After Christmas
Rules: Each player will be sent 50k of each resource each day as well as plenty of weapons, horses, armor, and saddles. the goal is to kill the most kobolds by attacking my city of Beef Noodle Soup.
Prizes: 25mil to the winner, 15mil to the second place, and 10mil to third place. Each player will get 3 hearts of darkness cause it's poetic.
Current Regestered Contestants: Forge, Gusicus Maximus, Andama,
All Donors to tourney thus far: Lonewolf2 is offering 50mil gold to the prize pool.
If you want to be entered into the touney please message me. If you have any complaints or questions please message me.
Here's an article on why noobs should fight. http://illywarmonger.blogspot.com/2016/11/let-n00bs-fight.html
Before the Dwarves climbed out of the rocks, Goblins mined the mountians.
Before the Elves arrived on their ships, Kobolds scavenged the forests.
Before the Humans fell from the sky, Orcs hunted on the plains,
The Orcs and their kind have always been here living off the land. The Orcs where there when Sheogorath was born of mud, blood, and tears to kindle the flames of chaos and so the Orcs under the great 4 year old cheiftan followed it. Now the Stars glittering in the sky and the Bones cracking in the fire tell the Shamans of a new age under Sheogorath. An age that shall be forged from the Fires of Chaos.
I follow the teachings of Ten Kulch.
Wow! your scrolled down! Here's my favorite maneuver as a reward: The Skibity Buzzcut Maneuver.