Elfsas
*Posted - No trespassing*
Harvest within 5 squares of my towns and I'll kill your gatherers.
Harvest within 10 you'll be scouted and/or bumped.
Alt >>> [Dwarfsas- #/Player/Profile/434446
In a Previous Life [Elfses-
#/Player/Profile/320234]
[Orcses- #/Player/Profile/342212]
PugGuy and Badger, my friends, rest in peace
You know, I think what I love the most about her is her inborn need to dominate, possess
In fact, immediately after the consummation of her marriage to the smaller and weaker male of the specie
She kills and eats him! Oh, she is delicious!
And I hope he was. Such power and dignity, unhampered by sentiment
| SIZE | MIN | MAX |
| Few | 1 | 4 |
| Handful | 5 | 8 |
| Several | 9 | 21 |
| Pack | 22 | 81 |
| Many | 82 | 128 |
| Gathering | 129 | 227 |
| Horde | 228 | 462 |
| Throng | 463 | 815 |
| Host | 816 | 2,500 |
| Legion | 2,501 | 9,999 |
| Myriad | 10,000 | 25,000 |
| Sea | 25,001 | 49,999 |
| Cornucopia | 50,000+ |
or more |
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Rare Herb Tile Locations
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| Ancient Forest: | Ironstem Root, Brascan Seeds [Jungle] Giant Palm Leaves |
| Wooded Glade: | Larken Wood, Brascan Seeds, Queen's Hair, Furizion Seedpods, Sharproot, Suntree Haft, Rockweed Root, Baleberries, Silverthorn, Lemonwood Bough |
| Blessed Oak: | Ancient Oak, Baleberries |
| Thick Forest: | Larken Wood, Vistrok Flowers, Baleberries, Furizion Seedpod, Suntree Haft, Sharproot |
| Dense Forest: | Larken Wood, Brascan Seeds, Suntree Haft, Vistrok Flowers, Furizion Seedpods, Sharproot, Brownback Moss, Baleberries, Silverthorn, Berbane leaves |
| Light Woods: | Larken Wood, Brascan Seeds, Brownback Moss, Vistrok Flowers, Sharproot, Queen's Hair, Pale Cedar Wood, Rockweed Root, Furizion Seedpods, Baleberries, Lemonwood Bough, Silverthorn |
| Wooded Land: | Larken Wood, Brascan Seeds, Brownback Moss, Vistrok Flowers, Sharproot, Suntree Haft, Queen's Hair, Furizion Seedpods |
| Forested Hilltop: | Larken Wood, Brascan Seeds, Suntree Haft, Furizion Seedpods, Silverthorn, Rockweed Root, Baleberries, Berbane Leaves |
| Swamp, Mire, March, Bog: | Toadcap Fungus |
| Abandoned Mineshaft: | Miner's Bane |
| Light Tropical Cover: | Queen's Hair, |Jungle| Giant Palm Leaves |
| Tropical Foliage: | Giant Palm Leaves |
| Tropical Hilltop: | Queen's Hair |
| Dense Foliage: | Giant Palm Leaves,* |
| Rainforest: | Giant Palm Leaves, Queen's Hair, Furizion Seedpods, Dyallom Gall, Punfruit |
| Crumbling Lighthouse, Fisherman's Hut: | Ancient Oak |
| Abundant Clay, Exposed Clay, Turned Clay, Plains: | Warpwood Shoot |
| Oasis: | Rahan Palm Wood, Spidertree Leaves |
| Weeping Willow: | Queen's Hair |
| Palm Trees: | Rahan Palm Wood, Giant Palm Leaves, Ebony Wood |
| Dark Forest: | Brascan Seeds |
| Forbidden: | Ancient Oak |
| Lichen, Icy Moss: | Snowbell |
| Petrified Forest: | Ysanberries |
| Rocky Mountain, Craggy Peak, Hamada: | Special |
| Consolidated By Elfses :) | |
[17:19]<GM Duran> o/ Elfses
[18:54]<Stukahh> elfsas looking for a sugardaddy?
[21:24]<Eagle> Nice hit Elfses ![]()
[20:00]<Beleg Cuthalion> Arrests the vampire [19:22]<Elfses> i'm 300 and look 21 because i bathe in the blood of virgins
[09:42]<Alienxes> it's import to learn the abc of Illy... always be making cows
[21:32]<House Fenring> Elfses with a certified ESP answer
[21:32]<Elfses> ayyye!!
[23:27]<Thorfinn> Naughty Elf
[11:45]<Whack> ts-ts-ts blood money, Elfses. Weapons of mass destruction
[15:11]*Fiona sees Elfses in a new light and is scared
[15:30]<Fiona> nice job lil one. You used the elites
[15:30]*Tucic starts a slow clap for Elfsas
[11:53]<Gilsus> Death to elves
[11:54]<Elfses> that's not what you said last night
[11:54]<Gilsus> Eew elves
[11:54]<Gilsus> XD
[10:32]<Gilsus> 1 [Herbalists] from 12 arrived at Elfses' [Ta2in] neutral Blessed Oak [-10|604] in Kal Tirikan but were quickly dispatched by Elfses' [Ta2in] army.
[10:32]<Gilsus> Bullyses
[10:32]<Elfses> Stay in your own laneses
[14:34]<Elfses> dyslexic zombies only eat brians
[14:36]<BillCipher> Thats such a dad joke lol
[14:37]<Sonorous> More of a dead zone
[14:37]<Sonorous> joke
[14:39]<Galbrek Greybeard> Lady Elfses is a legitimate comedian! Loved the dyslexic zombies!
[13:14]<Justic Badstone> if you pushes the elfses you got biteses ?
[13:14]*Elfses gnashes teeth
[13:14]<Willd Dwarff> Indeed.
[14:09]<BuhLikesNachos> Thanks Dwelfses
[14:09]<Elfses> Welcomeses
[14:09]<DarkQuest> haha
[14:12]<Fiona> Thanks guys! You are the bestestes
[14:12]<Fiona> or some eses
[14:12]<Elfses> LOLses
[12:51]<Elfses> also, i hate that the female elf "sad" face looks angry. stating that, again, lol
[12:52]<Sir Bradly> Even the devs know its hard to interpret a womans expressions
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[18:09]<Artefore> Who let Stuk come back?
[18:17]<Elfses> me
[18:19]<Elfses> jk. i have no control over that ![]()
[18:30]<MonkeyJtzu> Promotes Elfses to manager. You do now ![]()
[18:47]<Elfses> you forgot to add "eh"
[18:47]<Sir Bradly> thanks, eh
[18:47]<Elfses> see, i'm a good manager
[16:36]<BuhLikesNachos> I need harder ones
[16:36]<Elfses> that's what she said
[16:36]<Sir Bradly> lol
[16:36]<Sir Bradly> indeed
[16:36]<Elfses> BOOM
[16:36]<BuhLikesNachos> pffft lol
[16:36]<Elfses> lol sorry... i couldn't resist
[16:36]<BuhLikesNachos> I tend to stick my foot in it
[16:36]<Fiona> make me proud Elfses
[20:16]<Artefore> I disagree with Elfses disagreement
[21:26]<House Fenring> Please name this strait that bifurcates the city we now know as Istanbul
[21:26]<Ordo> Bosporus
[21:26]<Gilsus> Bosphorous strait
[21:26]<Elfses> dire straits?
[21:26]<KatyKat> bosphorus
[21:26]<Willd Lemon Grenade> lol
[21:26]<House Fenring> Congrats Ordo, bonus Gilsus
[21:26]<Artefore> Money for nothing
[21:26]<DragonnSonng> isn't that a chemical
[21:26]<Orcimedes> Glorious!
[21:27]<Freyja> dire straits for the most creative answer
[21:27]<Elfses> aww ty! lol
[21:27]<KatyKat> ... and your chicks for free
[21:27]<Ordo> Sweet surrender on the quayside You remember we used to run and hide In the shadow of the cargoes I take you one time And we're counting all the numbers down to the waterline
[21:27]<Elfses> (i want my MTV)
[21:27]<House Fenring> Don't drink the Bosphorus Trichloride
[21:28]<KatyKat> dang! another ear worm! trivia is dangerous
[21:28]<Freyja> yeah, now that song is stuck in my head
[21:28]<Elfses> me tooo
[21:28]<Elfses> i'm mad at myself lol
[21:28]<Artefore> I wonder if the Sultans of Swing ever ruled Istanbul
[21:28]<Freyja> lol
[21:28]<KatyKat> lol
[21:28]<Elfses> you are my people <3
[26 Jul 15:16]*Maegary bows to the "ses" Elf
[12:48]<Askeladd> Happy bday Elfses, you're only chill in my eyes today
[26 Jul 15:54]<MonkeyJtzu> So that 168 billion gold you promised me you had Elfses. When will that be arriving? I got to get extra guards out on the road and my pool where I am going to swim in it
[26 Jul 15:54]<Elfsas> sorry, my name is ElfsAs, i'm unsure what this ElfsEs person promised you
[26 Jul 15:55]<MonkeyJtzu> Wow like a certain Wolf change your name to get out of your debt
[26 Jul 15:56]<Elfsas> learned from the best
[26 Jul 15:59]<MonkeyJtzu> I do like this new Elfass (I 100% spelled that right) name of yours
[18:18]<Willd Dwarff> Sent*
[18:18]<Stukahh> thanks Willd
[18:18]<Willd Dwarff>
[18:18]<Stukahh> I owe ya!
[18:18]<Willd Dwarff> na
[18:18]<Willd Dwarff>
[18:18]*Elfsas takes note of Stuk's admission of debt
[18:18]<Willd Dwarff> LOL
[18:19]<Stukahh> Cute feet is always taking notes
[18:19]<Stukahh> looking to bury me one day with my own words
[18:19]<Willd Dwarff> XD hehehe
[18:19]<Stukahh> you should have been a lawyer iRL
[18:19]<Elfsas> my mom said that too
[18:19]<SassyFi> hope im there too see it
[18:20]<Elfsas> alas, i was but a poor elf
[18:20]<Elfsas> could not afford elf lawyer school
[00:22]<Elfsas> .... do i need to stab GC again? cause i will
[00:23]<La Bestia> ...puts on my super secret elven platemail. .
[00:23]<Elfsas> cause ya know, chat killing and junk
[00:23]<Ordo> Stab it while it yet lives, and be henceforth known as Elf asSassin
[00:24]<Elfsas> aiight bet
[00:24]*Elfsas stabs GC right in the lovehandle
[00:24]<Ordo> Elf Assassin be sassin
[19:56]<House Fenring> hey folks
[19:57]<House Fenring> welcome to trivia players, old, new, and returning
[19:58]<Freyja> I'm here, so might as well throw out a few guesses
[19:58]<House Fenring> and pre-guesses
[19:59]<Elfsas> i'm half-here. hey house!
[19:59]<eowan> fun fact- stonehenge is not a henge, despite being the origin for the term henge
[20:00]<Freyja> eo is still his annoying self, I see
[20:00]<House Fenring> waves to schrodinger's elf
[19:09]*Elfsas throws a piece of popcorn in Stuk's face
[19:09]<Stukahh> popcorn? lame
[19:09]<Elfsas> i'll have you know that the popcorn market in GC is doing quite well
[19:10]<Elfsas> well enough where i can throw pieces at rude orcs
[19:10]<Gerda's Goblin> elfsas is the queen of popcorn
[19:10]<Stukahh> rude????
[19:10]<Elfsas> ![]()
[19:10]<Stukahh> I am the most benevolent Orc in the game
[19:11]<Elfsas> i think some may argue that with you
[19:11]<Elfsas> not i, but some
[19:12]<Stukahh> like in grade school, the girls I give the most trouble to are the ones I like the most
[19:12]<Freyja> IK, we have to get the old crone before Audrey stops beating
[19:12]<Stukahh> so read into that what you will
[19:12]*Elfsas blushes
[20:38]<Zolvon> One comment got the place humming...[20:30]*Elfsas eats popcorn
[20:38]*Elfsas hair flip
[22:17]*Elfsas is just being sassy
[22:17]<GM Jejune> ![]()
[14:18]<Stukahh> elfses has nice melons ![]()
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