Billy the Savage

Orc Male

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Lok'tar ogar!!!

 

 

My favorite Song:

Fifteen men on the Dead Man's Chest,
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum! 
Drink and the devil had done for the rest,
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum! 
The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike, 
And the bosun brained by a marlinspike, 
And the cookie's throat was marked belike 
It had been clutched by fingers ten, 
And there they lay, all good, dead men, 
Like break o' day in a boozin' den
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!

Fifteen men of a whole ship's list,
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum! 
Dead and bedamned and their souls gone whist,
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum! 
The skipper lay with his nob in gore 
Where the scullion's ax his cheek had shore, 
And the scullion he was stabbed times four 
And there they lay, and the soggy skies 
Dripped ceaselessly in upstaring eyes, 
By murk sunset and by foul sunrise"" 
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!

Fifteen men of 'em stiff and stark
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ten of the crew had the murder mark!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
Or a yawing hole in a battered head
And the scuppers' glut with a rotting red
And there they lay, aye, damn my eyes
Looking up at paradise
All souls bound just contrawise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Fifteen men of 'em good and true
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ev'ry man jack could ha' sailed with Old Pew,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
There was chest on chest of Spanish gold
With a ton of plate in the middle hold
And the cabins riot of stuff untold,
And they lay there that took the plum
With sightless glare and their lips struck dumb
While we shared all by the rule of thumb,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

More was seen through a sternlight screen
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Chartings undoubt where a woman had been
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
'Twas a flimsy shift on a bunker cot
With a dirk slit sheer through the bosom spot
And the lace stiff dry in a purplish blot
Oh was she wench or some shudderin' maid
That dared the knife and took the blade
By God! she had stuff for a plucky jade
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
We wrapped 'em all in a mains'l tight
With twice ten turns of a hawser's bight
And we heaved 'em over and out of sight,
With a Yo-Heave-Ho! and a fare-you-well
And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell
Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! 

 

Behold the magic bear!!!!

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 I am... Perfection

 

"'P' is for 'priceless', the look upon your faces
'E' is for 'extinction', all your puny races.
'R' for 'revolution', which will be televised  
'F' is for how 'f**ked' you are, now allow me to repriiise.
 ‘E' is for 'eccentric', just listen to my song  
 'C' is for 'completion', that I waited for so long.
'T' is for the 'terror', upon you I’ll bestow
(chuckles)
My name is Perfect Cell, and I'd like to say...hello."