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Gimardoran667

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"i would like to apologize to any one i have NOT offended, Please be patient, i will get to you shortly."

 

[02:07]<Nikon> im gald i read up, cause then what gim said about paying for something and people being jealous.....would of been wrong

[02 Jul 02:20]<.Mjölnir.> if ya got him in trout, that would be a big catch 
[02 Jul 02:20]<Manannan> i'll forgive the pun! lol

yeah its like that..

01:22]<GM Stormcrow> @Gimardoran667 - Have reversed your auto-silence which was given incorrectly; apologies. We're trying out some new parameters.

[01:23]<Delos> lol
[01:23]<khrystle-raine> drats... Lord Gim... you musta started prayin again...
[01:23]<Solandria Dragonsong> whoo good
[01:23]<Gimardoran667> TY boss
[01:24]<Gimardoran667> naw. just lucky
[01:24]<Ellery> hello GM Stormcrow!
[01:24]<Artefore> lol, gim gets even the pardons of the devs

 

 

 

[01:54]<Jenevieve> Yo Mamma so fat, when she rolled, it was as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.

[03:31]<Taron> Im a pretty girl! Im a pretty girl!

 

[05:01]<Kumomoto> * censored *   (this happened April 3rd game time 0501
[05:01]<System> **** <Kumomoto> has been auto-silenced until 03APR13 06:00. Please don't use profanity. You can block a player in chat by clicking on their name and choosing that option from the popup **

FRESH STEEL PRINCE

Now this is the story all about how 
My life got flipped, turned upside down 
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there 
I'll tell you how I became the Chancller of an alliance called Steel Confessors 
 
In west Keshalia born and raised 
On the battlefield where I spent most of my days 
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool 
And all shooting some Elves outside of the school 
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good 
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood 
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared 
And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Kumala Way over there" 
 
I whistled for a caravan and when it came near the 
License plate said "STEEL" and had a dice in the mirror 
If anything I could say that this cab was rare 
But I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to Kumala my lair! 
 
I pulled up to a Castle about seven or eight 
And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes smell you later!" 
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there 
To sit on my throne as the Chancellor of Steel.

 

Something i just Hammered out while upset in GC not long ago. hope you can take something from it.. its not edited just was slamming it away while i was in there ranting with the rest of you.. forgive me my mood tonight. But honestly i wish you all the peace i can never have.

Please dont take copies of this without asking permission. i wouldnt want to see it misquoted improperly.

 

 

Servicemen's curse:
 
THis is my burden
it is mine to bear
for serving my country
in times unfair
 
 
This burden is mine
like many others
But this one is mine
No one can take this from me
it would make it unfair
this burden is mine
and my cross to bear
 
My  burden is my own
my burden is bare
this burden is blinding
and totally unfair
something i bare
for country for service..
 
the things i bare..
 
"I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain."
- Bene Gesserit Litany Against Fear

 [@a=|STEEL|589]  stamus contra malo

 

 

 

 i'm a drunk not an alchoolic... i go to parties not meetings...

 

 

i swear like a furby,

cant clean a dish

i kinda like mothballs

and my crotch smells of fish.

 

 

 

[00:20]<Thordor> the price of this guy was like, £50 an hour.
[00:20]<Thordor> I've seen cheaper hookers.
[00:20]*Kelis   up!
[00:20]<Kelis> Save on  !

 

[15:48]<Gimardoran667> jesus..
[15:48]<Gimardoran667> does my yard work.. oH!
[15:48]<ICEKat> gim no blasphemy !
[15:48]*Gimardoran667 opens the window.. no seriously jesus.. come inside.. its to hot.
[15:48]<Gimardoran667> no jesus.. i dont speak spanish.. come inside

 

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