Note: I also maintain an alternate account under the name of Diarmuid.
|Our Daily Prayer:
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, I will be drunk,
At home as it is in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillage,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the ale, the bitter, and the stout.
Don't harvest within 5 squares of my towns. Trespassers will be removed.
Selected Information Links:
City Development: http://forum.illyriad.co.uk/city-development-for-new-players_topic4623.html#60415
Building Charts: http://arcanum-illyria.com/wiki/Building_Charts
Battle Calculator: http://illyriad.varda.nl/battle/
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