Machiathustra

Human Male

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First and foremost...

<--- That longhaired hippy himbo ain't Machiathustra Zaravelli.

Now, let me introduce myself.

 

I am Machiathustra Zaravelli, Prophet of TIFFS

http://forum.illyriad.co.uk/topic2331_post25844.html#25844

 

If you are an obedient subject, you will find me a fair master; if you are a fair master, you will find me an obedient subject.  More than that, you need only know that I exist.

 

Before we part, however, allow me to bestow upon you this gift. It is a peek into the mind of a genius.

The New Puppy

 

At the scene of a man standing on the ledge, while all those around are yelling "Jump!" ~ "Don't Jump" ~ "Jump" ~ "Don't Jump" ...I am the one yelling: "Liquidate your assets and channel your funds into my account before you jump!"

 

GIFTS FROM ENEMIES

An interesting scenario has been put forth in Global Chat: Were an enemy to give a gift to you, should you keep it? I say no.

Were an enemy to give me a gift, I would expect it to be poisoned or trapped or that it would in some other way bring me harm. Therefore, should an enemy give a gift to me, I would sell it to a second enemy.

If a trap is sprung by the second enemy, I would then quite innocently blame the harm on my first enemy. Since, although I was not harmed, I was obviously the intended target of the gift, I would then suggest a jointed attack on the first enemy.

As my second enemy marches off to war against my first, I would not show up for the battle but would instead stay home and count my newly earned gold whilst my two enemies decimate each other.

Should an enemy of mine wish to bequeeth an honest and harmless gift unto me, let him instead give it to a subject who pays me tribute.

 

'Evil' is a mean word to say about a person; I'm morally challenged, bitches.